Blew If you wouldn't mind I would like it blew If you wouldn't mind I would like it loose (to lose) If you wouldn't care I would like to leave If you wouldn't mind I would like to breathe Is there another reason for your stay (for disdain) Could you believe him when you distrust his stain? (discussed) Here is another word that rhymes with shame You could do anything -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Floyd the Barber Hello Cobain come on in Floyd observes my hairy chin Sit down in the chair don't be afraid Steamed hot towel on my face I was shaved I was shaved I was shamed Barney ties me to a chair I can't see I'm really scared Floyd breathes hard, I hear a zip Pee-pee pressed against my lips I sense others in the room (Floyd lets) Opie, Aunt Bea, I presume They take turns and cut me up I die smothered in Aunt Bea's muff (Andy's not / Andy's snot) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- About a Girl I need an easy friend I do... with an ear to lend I do... think you fit this shoe I do... won't you have a clue (won't / what / thought) I'll take advantage while You hang me out to dry But I can't see you every night for free I'm standing in your line I do... hope you have the time I do... pick a number too (too = two)(think I'm number two) I do... to keep a date with you (How do people date with you?) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- School Won't you believe it It's just my luck No recess You're in high school again -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Love Buzz Would you believe me when I tell you You are the queen of my heart Please don't deceive me when I hurt you Just ain't the way it seems Can you feel my love buzz? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Paper Cuts When my feet are tired (When I'm feeling tired / feet are tied) She pushes food through the door (puts) And I crawl towards the cursed light Sometimes I can't find my way This curtain is spellbound (There's people / Newspapers spin 'round) So get out if you can (Soaking all that they can) A cleaning is to fear (A cleaning is too kind) A good hosing down The lady whom I feel maternal love for Cannot look me in the eyes But I see hers and they are blue And they cock and twist and masturbate I said so (I say so) Nirvana Black windows a problem (Back when two was a party (two = twas)) I scratched with my nails I see others just like me Why do they not try to escape? But were not the only ones (They bring out the holy ones/other ones/hormones) They point in my way They come with the flashing lights And take my family away And very later I have learned to Accept some friends of ridicule My whole existence is for your amusement And that is why I'm here with you! Don't take me away! You're all (I've found) Nirvana -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Negative Creep This is out of our range... and it's grown This is getting to be... uncontrolled (crude, a joke, gross) I'm a negative creep and I'm stoned Daddy's little girl ain't a girl no more Fuck! Yeah! Drool! Stoned! ---[as published in Guitar World magazine] This is out of our range and it's grown This is getting to be gross I'm a negative creep and I'm stoned This is out of our range and it's grown This is getting to be uncontrolled Johnny's little girl ain't a girl no more -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Scoff In my eyes, I'm not lazy In my face, It's not over In your room, I'm not older In your eyes, I'm not worth it Gimme back my alcohol Give me all your... (live: Still a failure) Give me your Love Fuck -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Swap Meet They need a lifestyle that is comfortable They travel far to keep their stomachs full They make a living off of arts and crafts The count the seashells to put in burlap (The kind of kitsch they) They make a deal when they come to town The Sunday swap meet is a battle ground She loves it more than he/she will ever know He loves it more than he will ever show Keeps his cigarettes close to his heart Keeps her photographs close to her/his heart Keeps the business close to the heart -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mr. Moustache Fill me in on your new vision Wake me up with indecision Help me trust your mighty wisdom Yes I eat cow I am not proud Show me how you question, question Lead the way to my temptations Take my hand and keep it clean As I eat cow I am not proud Easy as an easychair Poop as hard as rock I don't like you anyway Silly little fucks (fox / Sealed in a box) I'm new I'm who? (Damn you) I'm you -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sifting Afraid to grade Wouldn't it be fun? Cross, self-loss Wouldn't it be fun? Wet your bed Wouldn't it be fun? Some fear none Wouldn't it be fun? Your eyes... Teacher said Your eyes... Preacher said Don't have nothing for you Spell the smell Wouldn't it be fun? Search for a church Wouldn't it be fun? Wet your bed Wouldn't it be fun? Cold and coals Wouldn't it be fun? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Big Cheese Big cheese Make me Mine says, "Go to the office" Big cheese Make me Mine says, "What'd it (I) say?" (live: Bloody Hell) Black is black, straight back Need more enemies Show you all what a man is Big lies Make my Mine says, "Go to the office" Big cheese Make me Message? What is it? Black is black, straight back Need more enemies She is glue how are you? (glue = good) Ohhhhh, nice, (night) (right) ---[as published in Guitar World magazine] Big cheese, lick me, Mike says, go to the office. Big cheese, lick me, Mike says, women say. Night is black, shame bag. Evil in the east. Show you war, war and my enemies. Being nice, midnight, Mike says, go to the office. Big cheese, make me, Mike says, wanna say? Black is black, shame bag. Evil in the east. She is glue, how are you. Big cheese, make me, Mike says, go to the office. Big cheese, make me, Mike says, wanna play? Black is black, shaded black. Evil in the east. She is glue, how 'bout you. Black is black, shaded black. Evil in the east. Show you war, war and my enemies. She is glue, how 'bout you? Evil in the east. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Downer Put your sincerity I've got a loyalty Defending your country Wish away the pain I've had a lobotomy Save your family Surrealistic fantasy Bad boy Fight! All we know is Restitution Living out your Date of future There's a hope Please show me faster Don't forget To pass them right up Somebody says that they are Much like I am I know I can't Make enough although If you go along I sing your song Sickening pessimists Picketing masses Separated communists Apocalyptics bastards Rinkydink God For putting me on this Earth Being very frivilous Death in mind Nurse!