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Hi again. Please vote in my Anti-Nickelback and Anti-Chad Kroeger polls. I really want to know what everyone else thinks.

We All Hate Chad Krouger Do you hate Chad Krouger? I love him he's so hot, I have a Chad Krouger life-size inflatable doll! I love him he's so hot, my whole room is lined with posters of him! I love him, even though I'm a guy! He looks good, but I'm not sexually attracted to him. He looks okay. I'm lucky enough to have never seen him. He's ugly. He's very ugly. He's so ugly it hurts my eyes to look at him. I looked at him once, and now I'm psychologically scarred for life. View Results

We All Hate Nickelback! Are you a Nickelback fan? Yes, I'm the biggest fan! I told you I have a Chad Krouger life-size inflatable doll in my bedro Yes, I'm a big fan, and I wear Nickelback Tee-Shirts! Yes, I'm a big fan, and I have all the CDs, singles, videos, and bootlegs! Yes, I'm a fan, and I have all the CDs! Yeah, I like Nickelback, I have one or two CDs, and I listen to them. I like Nickelback, and I have one or two CDs, and I never listen to them. I like Nickelback, but I don't have any CDs. I like Nickelback, and I like everything else on Mix 99.9 as well! They're okay, but I don't care really. I'm lucky enough to have never heard Nickelback. I don't like Nickelback, but who gives a shit really? I hate Nickelback, but I don't care. I hate Nickelback, and I wish they would be destroyed. I HATE Nickelback. If I see em, I kill em. View Results

Nickelback's Dumbest Song Which song do you hate the most? How You Remind Me Someday Figured You Out Never Again Too Bad Can't choose. You see? They're all the same. Other song no one else bothered to hear. I like Nickelback, and all of their songs. View Results

Chad Krouger Is Revolting How much do you have to get paid to fuck Chad Krouger? $5 $20 $100 $1 000 $10 000 $100 000 $1 000 000 $1 000 000 000 Never, ever, ever. I'm already psychologically scarred for life from looking at his face. Oh, I don't have to get paid. I like Chad Krouger. Chad Kroeger is so hot! I'll be the one to pay a million bucks if I could. View Results

How To Kill Chad Krouger How would you kill Chad Krouger? Hang him on a tree in your backyard and watch him decompose? Stab him a hundred times like a homicidal maniac? Shoot him a hundred times with a shotgun? Make him choke on a dinosaur bone? Tie up a plastic bag around his head and enjoy watching? Put him in a cage and enjoy watching him get starved and dehydrated? Tie him up, set him on fire, and enjoy watching? Tie him up, and make insects eat him until he dies from it? Boil him alive and enjoy listening to it? Throw him out of an airplane? Throw him out of the window? Throw a table out the window so it will land on his head? Run him over with a truck a bazillion times over? Stick a sword up his arse? I will not kill him, I like him. View Results

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