Star Trek: The "X" Generation | ||||||
*Narrator* these are the voyages, of the starship Pimpleprise Their mission, to seek out new zit formulas, and boldly go and play computer games which no one has done before!!!! *Theme song music* Narrator- we find the crew adrift for no apparent reason in the far reaches of space... *Picard* Captain Dude's Log, Stardate 12345.6, Dude, we're like in the outer reaches of space dude! *Worf* rock on!!!!! Lets blow something up, dude!!!! *Worf and data* ROCK ON!!! *Riker* Dude, He's right! * Worf and Data begin playing air guitar* NAAAANANANANANA NAAAWNAAWW WAAAAAWAAAAAAAAAA!!!! Worf- THANK YOU, DETROIT!!!!! PEACE OUT! * Data and Worf gives each other high-fives* *Picard* should we, like, try the new zit cream on Mr. Laforge dudes? *Worf* why not dude! *Spot* Dude! I have a fro! *Everyone else* dude! We like, do, like, TOO!! Like *Picard* Dude, how did Spot, like get on the bridge? *Data* we are all, like, free children of the whole, like, universe man Everyone deserves the right to do what they, like, want!!!! POWER TO THE PEOPLE!!!! *Picard* Let's go get Laforge to try out the cream! *Worf and data high five again* *Cut to engineering, where the engineer formerly known as geordi is playing Pong* *Riker* Mr. Laforge, would you, like come up to "The Bridge" and chill with us, dude? *Geordi* like, no dude, I'm like chillin' with my Pong bros down here in, like, this engineering place. so, like, no! *Riker* Dude, that's not cool Geordi- like dude, LIVE WITH IT! *Worf and data begin playing air guitar again* NWAAAAAAA WAAWAWAAAAAAAAAAA DOOOOWAAAAA *Riker* fine, PEACE OUT!!!!!! * Worf and Data still playing air guitars* WWAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Worf- YAAAA! Data- THANK U CLEVELAND! Worf- WHEW *High fives* *The engineer formerly known as Geordi peers over his thick-rimmed visor (I’m not sure how....) and mutters with his heavily-braced teeth* Geordi- whatever, dudes *Picard* DUUUUUUUUDEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! There are, like, Klingon Birds-of-Prey decloaking off the Port Bow, Dude! *Geordi goes back to playing pong* *Riker* you've got some major "Issues" dude! *Klingon captain* like dude, I’m gonna blow u up!!!! *Data notices large pimple on the Klingon captain's face* *Data* like dude, what’s up with your pimple problem? It’s like an extra head, dude!!! *K-captain* mind your own bees-wax, you @!@#$%_(*^_(#(T(*^@#&(*#)*&%!#@*&)%(*_^@#%(*_^~!!!!!!!!!!!! *Picard* dude, chill out, man! K-Captain- hey, your android, type person was making fun of my large pimplage here! *Riker* we could try out the new zit cream on him instead of Geordi! *The engineer formerly known as Geordi continues playing Pong* *Geordi* I WON!!!!!!! *Worf and data play a victory song on their air guitars* : NWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWW *Picard puts in vocals* * Worf and Data* DUM DE DUM DE DUUUUUMMMMMM!!!! YOOOOWWW!!! NANANANANANANAAAAAAAAAAAAA WAAAAAAAAWAWAWAWWAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWA! WAWAWAWAW! UYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! *Klingon Captain* Dude, that's awesome!!!!!! *Worf and data* thanks, dude u wanna rock with us? *High fives* *K-captain* sure! *Worf and Data* DUUUUUUUUUUUDDDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! *Data breaks his Air guitar over his leg* |
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