Their mission, to seek out new zit formulas, and boldly go and play computer games which no one has done before!!!!
*Theme song music*
Narrator- we find the crew adrift for no apparent reason in the far reaches of space...
*Picard* Captain Dude's Log, Stardate 12345.6, Dude, we're like in the outer reaches of space dude!
*Worf* rock on!!!!! Lets blow something up, dude!!!!
*Worf and data* ROCK ON!!!
*Riker* Dude, He's right!
* Worf and Data begin playing air guitar* NAAAANANANANANA NAAAWNAAWW WAAAAAWAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Worf- THANK YOU, DETROIT!!!!! PEACE OUT!
* Data and Worf gives each other high-fives*
*Picard* should we, like, try the new zit cream on Mr. Laforge dudes?
*Worf* why not dude!
*Spot* Dude! I have a fro!
*Everyone else* dude! We like, do, like, TOO!! Like
*Picard* Dude, how did Spot, like get on the bridge?
*Data* we are all, like, free children of the whole, like, universe man
Everyone deserves the right to do what they, like, want!!!! POWER TO THE PEOPLE!!!!
*Picard* Let's go get Laforge to try out the cream!
*Worf and data high five again*
*Cut to engineering, where the engineer formerly known as geordi is playing Pong*
*Riker* Mr. Laforge, would you, like come up to "The Bridge" and chill with us, dude?
*Geordi* like, no dude, I'm like chillin' with my Pong bros down here in, like, this engineering place. so, like, no!
*Riker* Dude, that's not cool
Geordi- like dude, LIVE WITH IT!
*Worf and data begin playing air guitar again* NWAAAAAAA WAAWAWAAAAAAAAAAA DOOOOWAAAAA
*Riker* fine, PEACE OUT!!!!!!
* Worf and Data still playing air guitars* WWAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Worf- YAAAA!
Data- THANK U CLEVELAND!
Worf- WHEW
*High fives*
*The engineer formerly known as Geordi peers over his thick-rimmed visor (I’m not sure how....) and mutters with his heavily-braced teeth*
Geordi- whatever, dudes
*Picard* DUUUUUUUUDEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! There are, like, Klingon Birds-of-Prey decloaking off the Port Bow, Dude!
*Geordi goes back to playing pong*
*Riker* you've got some major "Issues" dude!
*Klingon captain* like dude, I’m gonna blow u up!!!!
*Data notices large pimple on the Klingon captain's face*
*Data* like dude, what’s up with your pimple problem? It’s like an extra head, dude!!!
*K-captain* mind your own bees-wax, you @!@#$%_(*^_(#(T(*^@#&(*#)*&%!#@*&)%(*_^@#%(*_^~!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Picard* dude, chill out, man!
K-Captain- hey, your android, type person was making fun of my large pimplage here!
*Riker* we could try out the new zit cream on him instead of Geordi!
*The engineer formerly known as Geordi continues playing Pong*
*Geordi* I WON!!!!!!!
*Worf and data play a victory song on their air guitars*
: NWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWW
*Picard puts in vocals*
* Worf and Data* DUM DE DUM DE DUUUUUMMMMMM!!!!
YOOOOWWW!!! NANANANANANANAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WAAAAAAAAWAWAWAWWAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWA!
WAWAWAWAW! UYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
*Klingon Captain* Dude, that's awesome!!!!!!
*Worf and data* thanks, dude u wanna rock with us? *High fives*
*K-captain* sure!
*Worf and Data* DUUUUUUUUUUUDDDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
*Data breaks his Air guitar over his leg*