Narrator: Last Time On Star Tek The Screwed Up Generation:
*Worf* Let's blow it up
*Data* and u must get stranded
somehow and not able to contact the
Enterprise!!!!
*away team extra #2* we need some good technobabble and fast!
Rikers gone away with the Amazons!
YES SIR!!
*mumbles for an hour in
technobabble speak*


*Riker is in the Amazon Womens bedrooms*
*riker* whew! im all tuckered out
Girls- we know...
Riker: you amazons sure are good checkers players....
Riker: ive never played anyone better than u guys, er, girls
*Away Team Member 2 busts in* We're here to save you!
Riker: no, really, i dont need saving
*ATM2* No, It's much too perilous
Riker: no, im fine i could take all of them
ATM2: I'm sorry, but we're going to have to take you!
Riker: no really!! im fine!!! i am in no need of rescue
*ATM2 pulls Riker Away*
Riker: NO
*Girls pull in the other Direction*
Riker: LEAVE ME ALONE!!!! get off of me!!!!
*riker is dragged away by ATM2*
Riker: your gay, arent you?!
*ATM2* I am not
*said suspiciously by ATM2*
*cut to enterprise*
Picard: couldnt we just beem them up?
Data: I dunno, that would be too easy to end the show with
Picard: but arent we running out of time? we only have 5 minutes left.....
and i am hankerin' for some french, er i mean, freedom fries cuz im a french-type person
Data: Indeed...I will come out with some great technobabble that will disguise just beaming them up
Data: we'll use the ambient axionic energy , which is the same as beaming, to bring them aboard the ship.
Picard: okey dokey then im off to get some freedom fries....
Data: ok
*Data does so*
Picard: yummy.......
*Data beams up ATMs*
Commander Rikers Log, Stardate 462-8924, actually, that's just my girlfriends phone number. We got back to the enterprise unharmed and vaporized Wesley AGAIN!
*the end*
Star Trek: The Screwed Up Generation Part II
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