Narrator: Last Time On Star Tek The Screwed Up Generation: *Worf* Let's blow it up *Data* and u must get stranded somehow and not able to contact the Enterprise!!!! *away team extra #2* we need some good technobabble and fast! Rikers gone away with the Amazons! YES SIR!! *mumbles for an hour in technobabble speak* *Riker is in the Amazon Womens bedrooms* *riker* whew! im all tuckered out Girls- we know... Riker: you amazons sure are good checkers players.... Riker: ive never played anyone better than u guys, er, girls *Away Team Member 2 busts in* We're here to save you! Riker: no, really, i dont need saving *ATM2* No, It's much too perilous Riker: no, im fine i could take all of them ATM2: I'm sorry, but we're going to have to take you! Riker: no really!! im fine!!! i am in no need of rescue *ATM2 pulls Riker Away* Riker: NO *Girls pull in the other Direction* Riker: LEAVE ME ALONE!!!! get off of me!!!! *riker is dragged away by ATM2* Riker: your gay, arent you?! *ATM2* I am not *said suspiciously by ATM2* *cut to enterprise* Picard: couldnt we just beem them up? Data: I dunno, that would be too easy to end the show with Picard: but arent we running out of time? we only have 5 minutes left..... and i am hankerin' for some french, er i mean, freedom fries cuz im a french-type person Data: Indeed...I will come out with some great technobabble that will disguise just beaming them up Data: we'll use the ambient axionic energy , which is the same as beaming, to bring them aboard the ship. Picard: okey dokey then im off to get some freedom fries.... Data: ok *Data does so* Picard: yummy....... *Data beams up ATMs* Commander Rikers Log, Stardate 462-8924, actually, that's just my girlfriends phone number. We got back to the enterprise unharmed and vaporized Wesley AGAIN! *the end* |
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