I just love quotes their witty, funny, some times serious, and they make you think. Here are some of my favorite quotes from TV shows, movies, or from other sites that I came upon on.

As you can see, most of the quotes come from a character, Methos. Methos is a character from a TV show called Highlander: The Series. Check out my Highlander section for background information. Some of the quotes are in a dialogue with another character. The episode title is in parentheses.

Duncan: - "She believes she's making the world a better place"
Methos: - "Mac, that's exactly what he believed. Remember? What was his name? Adolf Something-or-other?"
-Highlander: The Series (THE VALKYRIE)

"Remember Highlander, live, grow stronger. Fight another day"
-Methos, Highlander: The Series (METHOS)

"Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery"
-Methos, Highlander: The Television Series (THE MESSENGER)

"You know, Keane is just like you. He wants to divide the world up into good and bad. Well it's not that simple. We are all both, good and evil, we have rage and compassion, we have love and hate - murder and forgiveness. Why don't you try forgiving yourself for once."
-Methos, Highlander: The Series (FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSES)

"A couple of Medieval songwriters come up with the idea of Chivalry one rainy day and you embrace it as a lifestyle. You live and die by a code of honor that was trendy when you were a kid."
-Methos, Highlander: The Television Series (CHIVALRY)

Duncan: - "Since when are you my attorney?"
Methos: - "Whatever you need, lawyer, doctor, Indian chief - I've got paperwork to cover it all!"
-Highlander: The Series (THE VALKYRIE)

"There are some questions about life that only the dead can answer"
-Methos, Highlander: The Series (THE MODERN PROMETHEUS)

"We all have things in our past we wish we hadn't done. I know I do"
-Methos, Highlander: The Series (THROUGH A GLASS DARKLY)

"God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the weaponry to make the difference..."
-from Adam Pierson's Homepage (www.methos.org)

" In the end, there can be only one!"
-Highlander: The Movie

"Where monsters rampage, I'm there to take them down. Where treasure glitters, I'm there to claim it. Where an enemy rises to face me, victory will be MINE!!!!!"
-Lina Inverse, Slayers

"Three may keep a secret if two are dead"
-Ben Franklin

"Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgment"
-Barry LePatner

"I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it"
-Mae West

"Every exit is an entry somewhere else"
-Tom Stoppard

"A well informed employee is the best sales person any company can have"
-Edwin J. Thomas

"Experience is the worst teacher; it gives the test before presenting the lesson"
-Vernon Law

"I am on a sea food diet. I see food and then I eat"

"What sunshine is to flowers, smiles are to humanity"
-Joseph Addison

"The best career advice given to the young is 'Find out what you like doing and get someone to pay you for doing it'"
-Katherine Whitehorn

"Laughter is the sun that drives the winter from the human face"
-Victor Hugo

"Nothing in life is to be feared, it is only to be understood"
-Marie Curie

"You may not be everybody to somebody, but you are everybody to somebody."

"A little inaccuracy can save a lot of explanation."

"Say no to drugs, that way you'll have more money for alcohol."

"Can't make everyone happy."

"Ura-Meshiya" (Nihongo; don't say this phrase)

"Ocha Shinai?" (Nihongo; don't ever say this phrase either)

"Le coeur a ses raisons que la raison ne connait pas" (Français)