The New Janitor (1914)


1       INT. STAIRWAY AND ELEVATOR, GROUND FLOOR - DAY
        The lobby of an office building. The stairs and the elevator are side 
        by side.

        The new janitor is CHARLIE, a little working class fellow with a derby 
        hat, a toothbrush moustache, and baggy pants. He chats with a skinny, 
        obnoxious ELEVATOR BOY in a fancy uniform. Picking up his equipment 
        (broom, dustpan, etc.), Charlie attempts to enter the elevator but the 
        Elevator Boy shuts the door in his face. Apparently, workers of menial 
        jobs don't get to ride. Disconsolate, Charlie climbs up the stairs.

        TITLE: THE TOP FLOOR 

2       STAIRWAY AND ELEVATOR, TOP FLOOR 
        The Elevator Boy emerges from the elevator to watch with amusement as 
        the janitor wearily climbs the stairs, then ducks back in and shuts the 
        door as Charlie arrives at the top and mops his brow.

3       HALLWAY - BETWEEN TWO OFFICES
        On the left is the door to the MANAGER'S OFFICE, to the right is the 
        door to the PRESIDENT'S OFFICE. At the end of the hall is a window,
        revealing a city skyline.

        Charlie walks up the hall (away from camera), twirling his dustpan and 
        feather duster behind him.

4       MANAGER'S OFFICE (room to left of hall)
        A smartly-dressed young MANAGER sits at his desk. Behind him, at another
        desk, an aide toils diligently at an adding machine. In the background,
        through windows, is the city skyline. 

        The Manager reads a letter:

                'WILL CALL TODAY TO COLLECT THAT GAMBLING DEBT. 
                HAVE THE MONEY READY FOR ME, OR I'LL EXPOSE YOU. 
                LUKE CONNOR' 

5       MANAGER'S OFFICE 
        The Manager finishes reading the letter, anxiously rises from his chair.
        He looks around nervously, wondering what to do, then sits again.

6       HALLWAY 
        Just outside the Manager's office, Charlie hangs his derby hat on a 
        stand. Before he can enter the office, the hat falls off and lands at 
        his heel. He gives it a back-kick. Papers in hand, he enters the office.

7       MANAGER'S OFFICE 
        The Manager sits at his desk in despair, his hand to his head. Charlie 
        enters and closes the door behind him, unnoticed by the Manager and his 
        aide. Charlie then knocks on the closed door from the inside. The 
        Manager yells "Come in!" and is startled to look up and see Charlie 
        standing at the door.

        Charlie quickly hands his papers to the mildly annoyed Manager and gets 
        right to work, picking up a large wastepaper basket by the Manager's 
        desk and heading back to the door. Charlie turns the basket sideways, 
        playfully bounces it off his toe, and catches it without spilling the 
        contents. 

        At the door, he turns to glance back at the Manager who ignores him. 
        Turning to leave, Charlie accidentally turns the wastepaper basket 
        upside down, dropping papers all over the floor. The Manager sees this, 
        yells, "Hey!" and, pointing angrily, tells Charlie to pick up the mess.

        Charlie slowly picks up the papers and stuffs them back into the basket.
        The Manager, reaching for something, knocks a fat book off the edge of 
        his desk. Charlie promptly picks it up and dumps it in the basket. The 
        Manager sees this and yells at Charlie to put the book back. Charlie 
        pulls the book out of the basket, sets it on the desk, and heads for the
        door. Opens the door, turns to the Manager, puts a finger to his lips 
        and drops an unexpectedly effeminate curtsey before exiting.

8       HALLWAY 
        Charlie juggles the wastepaper basket but drops it. Picks up broom, pan 
        and duster and opens the door of the President's office, opposite the 
        Manager's. Trying to enter, he gets the horizontal broomstick stuck 
        across the doorway, lowers the broom a little, and carefully steps over 
        it and into the President's office.
 
9       PRESIDENT'S OFFICE
        A rolltop desk and chair with a phone, a large combination safe, and a 
        couple of windows overlooking the street. In the background, by the 
        office door, is the secretary's desk. 

        No one else is present as lowly Charlie walks up and down the plush 
        office, looking it over. Finally, he drops all but the feather duster 
        and starts to work, yawning mightily as he dusts the telephone. 

10      HALLWAY 
        The President's lovely young SECRETARY arrives at the hat stand and 
        looks for a moment at the Manager's straw hat hanging there. She hangs 
        up her coat and hat. She takes the Manager's hat off the stand, looks 
        lovingly into it, then quickly replaces it before turning and briskly 
        entering the President's office. 

11      PRESIDENT'S OFFICE 
        The Secretary enters. She and Charlie exchange pleasant nods of 
        greeting. Charlie continues to dust while glancing at her with interest.
        She notices this as she sorts through the mail on the President's 
        rolltop desk but, though mildly amused, she's clearly not much 
        interested in a mere janitor. 

        Charlie dusts even more vigorously, really whacking away at the big 
        office safe. With another mighty yawn, he inadvertently dusts the 
        Secretary's bottom as she bends over to look in a drawer of the 
        President's desk. He quickly recovers and turns back to the safe before 
        she straightens up to look at him. Apologetic, he turns to her, fingers 
        to his lips, and grins.
 
        TITLE: LUKE CONNOR 

12      MANAGER'S OFFICE 
        The Manager is alone at his desk when big, beefy, mustachioed, tobacco 
        smokin' heavy LUKE CONNOR enters. The Manager rises and a confrontation 
        begins. The Manager pulls Connor's threatening letter from his pocket 
        and flourishes it. 

13      PRESIDENT'S OFFICE 
        Still quietly admiring the Secretary, Charlie sits by the windows, 
        absent-mindedly putting his foot in a bucket of water. He wipes his
        shoes with his handkerchief as she crosses to the office door and exits 
        with some paperwork.

14      MANAGER'S OFFICE 
        Manager and Connor still arguing. Connor demands payment. Manager 
        pleads, saying he hasn't got the money. Connor raises his voice. Manager
        shushes him and glances nervously at the door.

15      HALLWAY 
        The Secretary, approaching the Manager's door, overhears conversation. 

16      MANAGER'S OFFICE 
        Manager and Connor still arguing. Manager puts a reassuring hand on 
        Connor's arm and pulls out a watch.
 
        TITLE: 'I'LL GET IT BY FIVE O'CLOCK' 

17      MANAGER'S OFFICE 
        Connor seems skeptical but the Manager insists. 

18      HALLWAY
        The Secretary, hearing this, moves off down the hall. 

19      MANAGER'S OFFICE 
        At Manager's urging, Connor reluctantly exits. Manager, left alone, 
        looks distraught.

20      PRESIDENT'S OFFICE 
        Charlie prepares to wash the windows. He raises a sash and props it 
        open. Pauses to regard water bucket at his feet. Turns to look in the 
        direction of the office door through which the Secretary just exited, 
        shrugs, sits on window ledge and almost falls out backward.

21      EXT. WINDOW
        Overlooking the sunny street far below. Charlie halfway out of the 
        window and flailing, unsteadily pulls himself back in.
     
22      INT. PRESIDENT'S OFFICE 
        Charlie at window. He looks down at the street, realizes how close he 
        came to falling and sits on the windowsill, putting a fluttering hand to
        his faint heart.

23      EXT. BUILDING AT STREET LEVEL
        The big, top-hatted PRESIDENT with two ladies. He shakes hands with one. 

24      INT. PRESIDENT'S OFFICE 
        Charlie sits in the window wringing out a wet cloth from his bucket.

25      EXT. BUILDING AT STREET LEVEL
        The water lands on the President and his lady friends who look up in 
        outrage. The President shakes his fist in the direction of window as the
        women hastily move away. 

26      INT. PRESIDENT'S OFFICE 
        Charlie, sitting in window, holds the sash above his head to keep it 
        from shutting. He peers down at the President below. 

27      EXT. WINDOW
        Charlie watches his bucket fall out the window. 

28      EXT. BUILDING AT STREET LEVEL
        Bucket lands on President, soaking him nicely. He explodes with anger.

29      INT. PRESIDENT'S OFFICE 
        Charlie sits in window trying to placate the President below. Charlie 
        nearly falls out again, grabs sash which hits him in head as he tries to
        balance himself. Charlie recovers, puts a hand to his chest, and sighs
        in relief. 

30      EXT. BUILDING AT STREET LEVEL
        The angry President enters the building.

31      INT. PRESIDENT'S OFFICE 
        Charlie at window, still shouting down to street, is almost knocked 
        halfway out the window by the falling sash. His legs flail around 
        comically before he recovers, pulls himself up into a sitting position 
        on the sill, and breathes heavily, clutching his heart.

32      INT. STAIRWAY AND ELEVATOR, GROUND FLOOR 
        Wet and upset, the President fumes outside the elevator as the open- 
        mouthed Elevator Boy looks on. The Boy salutes the President as he 
        boards the lift and the Boy joins him, closing the door behind.

33      STAIRWAY AND ELEVATOR, TOP FLOOR
        The Boy opens the door and watches the President storm out of elevator 
        and up the hall. 

34      HALLWAY 
        President knocks some water out of his top hat and heads into his 
        office.
 
35      PRESIDENT'S OFFICE 
        Charlie leans out of window, his rear end sticking out. President walks 
        in and kicks him where it counts. Charlie straightens up and, hand to 
        his rear, gently approaches the fuming President, trying to explain and 
        apologize. But the President is too upset to listen.
 
        TITLE: BOUNCED 

36      PRESIDENT'S OFFICE 
        The President fires Charlie and points to the door with a broad sweep of
        his arm. Charlie backs away to avoid being hit by this. Charlie flinches
        as the President makes a few more outsized gestures. Charlie shrugs, 
        turns to leave. President makes a threatening gesture and Charlie whips 
        around again, not wanting to be attacked from behind again. Charlie
        bows deeply, straightens, and backs -- apologetically but with great 
        dignity -- toward the door. As he reaches it, he trips over his broom 
        and dustpan and sprawls on the floor. President crosses to him, hands 
        him his pan and gestures for him to get out. Charlie, clutching his 
        equipment, backs out the door.
 
37      HALLWAY 
        Charlie exits backwards through the door, which the President slams on 
        him, knocking him on his back, legs in the air. He gets to his feet.
  
        TITLE: GOING DOWN
 
38      STAIRWAY AND ELEVATOR, TOP FLOOR 
        Elevator Boy shuts door on Charlie just before he can board. Charlie 
        pauses and starts dejectedly down the stairs.

39      PRESIDENT'S OFFICE 
        Manager enters and joins President who sits at his desk and describes, 
        with appropriate mime, his recent encounter with the new janitor. 
        Manager gives some paperwork to the President who reads it. Meanwhile, 
        the Manager casts a furtive glance at the large combination safe.
 
40      STAIRWAY AND ELEVATOR, GROUND FLOOR 
        Charlie descends stairs with his trademark splay-footed walk, falling 
        over his bucket which lies by the last step, landing flat on his bottom.
        Retrieving broom and dustpan, he shuffles off, putting the dustpan 
        against his butt to protect against further injury.
 
41      JANITOR'S ROOM, GROUND FLOOR
        A dismal little cell. Charlie enters, dustpan to his rear, and shuts the
        door. He puts the dustpan to his head as if it were a cold compress, 
        then turns and drops his equipment to lean sadly against a wall. 

42      PRESIDENT'S OFFICE 
        As Manager exits, President puts some papers in the safe. 

43      MANAGER'S OFFICE 
        Manager enters his empty office, pondering his next move.

44      PRESIDENT'S OFFICE
        Secretary now sits at her desk, pecking away at a typewriter. President 
        picks up hat and stick and heads for the door, pausing to give 
        instructions to the Secretary. She nods and he leaves, apparently to get
        out of his wet clothes.

45      MANAGER'S OFFICE 
        Manager sits at desk, still pondering.                      

46      PRESIDENT'S OFFICE
        Secretary covers up her typewriter and exits. 

47      HALLWAY 
        Secretary comes out of the President's office and shuts the door.

48      MANAGER'S OFFICE 
        Manager, hearing the door shut, furtively approaches his own door and 
        listens. 

49      HALLWAY 
        Secretary puts on hat and heads down the hall to the elevator.

50      MANAGER'S OFFICE 
        Manager furtively opens door and exits into-- 

51      HALLWAY 
        Manager enters from his office and shuts the door behind him. 

52      STAIRWAY AND ELEVATOR, TOP FLOOR
        Secretary approaches elevator and pushes the button. 

53      HALLWAY 
        Manager quickly crosses hallway to President's office.

54      PRESIDENT'S OFFICE 
        Manager enters, pulls down window shades, goes to safe. 

55      STAIRWAY AND ELEVATOR, TOP FLOOR 
        Secretary remembers something, and turns back from elevator.

56      PRESIDENT'S OFFICE 
        Manager opens safe.

57      HALLWAY 
        Secretary approaches the door to the President's office and opens it.

58      PRESIDENT'S OFFICE 
        Secretary enters and sees Manager at the open safe. Startled, the 
        Manager shuts the safe door. They look at each other for a long awkward 
        moment. The Manager gives her a curt word or two and promptly leaves. 
        Left alone, the Secretary realizes that something is wrong. 

59      MANAGER'S OFFICE 
        Manager enters, picks up a leather satchel, then listens at door. 

60      PRESIDENT'S OFFICE 
        Secretary, with one hand on the safe, puts her other hand to her mouth 
        as the explanation dawns on her. She steps away, then notes that the 
        shades have been pulled down, confirming her suspicions. She moves to 
        the door and listens.

61      MANAGER'S OFFICE 
        Manager, satchel in hand, listening at his own door. After a moment, he 
        opens his door and slams it shut again to give the impression that he 
        is leaving for the day.

62      PRESIDENT'S OFFICE - AT THE DOOR
        Secretary, hearing the Manager's door slam, waits a moment, then 
        cautiously opens her own door.

63      HALLWAY 
        Secretary heads for the Manager's office, then stops, realizing that the
        Manager may still be inside. She then stealthily kneels and looks 
        through keyhole. 

64      MANAGER'S OFFICE 
        Manager listening at the door. 

65      HALLWAY 
        Having seen the Manager through the keyhole, the shocked Secretary 
        recoils from door. 

66      MANAGER'S OFFICE 
        Having not heard the Secretary and thinking the coast is clear, the 
        Manager moves to open his door. 

67      HALLWAY 
        Secretary quickly retreats into the President's office. 

68      MANAGER'S OFFICE 
        Manager swiftly exits into--

69      HALLWAY 
        Manager puts on his hat, starts to walk down the hall, but then goes to 
        the door of the President's office.

70      PRESIDENT'S OFFICE 
        Alarmed, the Secretary crouches behind the President's desk. The Manager
        enters, failing to see the Secretary. He makes for the safe, opens it, 
        and begins to hurl out the contents onto the floor -- until he finds a 
        thick wad of cash. Just then, he spots the Secretary cowering behind the
        desk. He points at her. She rises and confronts him. He points to the 
        window, threatening to throw her out. She attempts to open the rolltop 
        desk to reach for the telephone but the Manager pulls her away 
        violently.

71      JANITOR'S ROOM, GROUND FLOOR
        Charlie, preparing to leave, puts on his derby hat and picks up his 
        cane.

72      PRESIDENT'S OFFICE 
        Manager and Secretary struggle. He puts a hand to her mouth to keep her 
        from screaming and forces her down onto the rolltop desk. Unseen by him,
        her fingers go to a control panel attached to the side of the desk. She 
        presses a button--
 
        TITLE: THE PORTER'S [JANITOR'S] BUTTON
 
73      JANITOR'S ROOM, GROUND FLOOR
        Charlie, on the point of leaving, turns to a bell on the wall.
 
74      CLOSE SHOT
        of the bell ringing.

75      RESUME ON JANITOR'S ROOM
        Annoyed, Charlie waves at it to be quiet, then turns to the door.
 
76      PRESIDENT'S OFFICE 
        Manager holds Secretary over desk, a pistol to her head. She trembles 
        with fear. Manager then throws her viciously to the floor, knocking her 
        unconscious. Satisfied that she is no longer a threat, he turns back to 
        the safe.

77      JANITOR'S ROOM, GROUND FLOOR
        Charlie opens the door to exit but pauses a moment to check himself in 
        the mirror before finally leaving. 

78      STAIRWAY AND ELEVATOR, GROUND FLOOR 
        Charlie walks past the elevator and, seeing the stairs, hesitates. 
        Should he answer the call? He shakes his head no and starts to leave but
        then stops and finally sets off up the stairs with his slow, splay-
        footed walk. 

79      PRESIDENT'S OFFICE 
        The Secretary lies unconscious on the floor. The Manager disconnects the
        phone and returns to rifling the safe.

80      STAIRWAY AND ELEVATOR, TOP FLOOR 
        Charlie reaches top landing, collapsing in exhaustion. He pulls himself 
        to his feet, takes a deep breath, casts a backward glance at the stairs,
        rubs a sore foot and, a lit cigarette in hand, shuffles up the hall to
        the offices.

81      HALLWAY 
        Charlie pauses to blow on the warm end of his cigarette, tosses the butt
        in the air and gives it a casual back-kick. Then, swinging his cane, he 
        enters the President's office.

82      PRESIDENT'S OFFICE 
        With imperturbable nonchalance, Charlie enters, sees the Manager rifling
        the safe, notes the unconscious Secretary on the floor, and promptly 
        whacks the Manager on the rear with his cane. The Manager turns to face 
        Charlie who points quizzically to the Manager and then the Secretary.

        Manager pulls his gun from the safe, but Charlie instantly flicks it out
        of his hand with his cane. Manager swings a fist at Charlie who avoids 
        it, and then kicks the Manager in the rear, knocking him to the floor. 

        Charlie turns his back to the Manager and bends down to pick up the 
        pistol. The Manager tries to attack him from behind. But Charlie, bent 
        over, points the gun between his legs at the Manager who, seeing it, 
        freezes, his back to the safe.
 
        Charlie neatly rights himself by stepping over his gun arm. 
        Straightening up and forcing the Manager away from the safe, Charlie 
        tells him to pick up the girl, which he does, placing her on a chair. 
        Charlie forces the Manager back against the safe as the Secretary 
        regains consciousness. Manager tries to take advantage of a moment's 
        inattention on Charlie's part, but fails to catch him off guard. 

        Charlie picks up the old-fashioned stand-up telephone from the rollop 
        desk and puts the base of it against his ear, the earpiece dangling 
        uselessly at his knees. Starts talking but realizes he can't operate the
        phone with a gun in his hand. Forces Manager to the desk, moves to the 
        window, and fires his gun.

83      EXT. STREET
        A policeman, speaking with a woman, looks up, attracted by the shot.

84      INT. PRESIDENT'S OFFICE 
        Charlie fires again, accidentally grazing himself in the foot. He hops 
        around clutching his toes. 

85      EXT. STREET
        Policeman rushes off.

86      INT. PRESIDENT'S OFFICE 
        Manager attacks Charlie who slams the safe door on him, sending him 
        reeling back to the desk. The Secretary moves to Charlie's side but he 
        waves her off and keeps the gun level with the Manager's head.

87      STAIRWAY AND ELEVATOR, GROUND FLOOR
        Policeman rushes in, sees the elevator door closed, and runs up the 
        stairs.
 
88      HALLWAY 
        The President, in leisure clothes, outside his office, looks around, 
        apparently having heard the shots.

89      STAIRWAY AND ELEVATOR, TOP FLOOR
        Policeman arrives at the top of stairs.

88      HALLWAY 
        President runs into his office.

90      PRESIDENT'S OFFICE 
        President enters, and, seeing his manager held at gunpoint by the 
        janitor he just fired, immediately kicks Charlie and throws him out 
        into--

91      HALLWAY 
        Charlie smashes into the Policeman who tries to hold him. But Charlie 
        kicks him back into--

92      MANAGER'S OFFICE 
        Policeman tumbles into the office backwards. 

93      HALLWAY 
        Charlie, having fallen down, staggers to his feet and attempts to run 
        down the hall. But the Policeman returns and grabs him.
 
94      MANAGER'S OFFICE 
        Manager, Secretary and President. The Secretary, pointing accusingly at 
        the Manager, explains all to the President. The President, seeing the 
        open safe, realizes the truth. 

        The Policeman enters, holding Charlie by the collar, and asks the 
        President if he should arrest him. The President points to the Manager 
        instead. 

        Knowing he's been exposed, the unrepentant Manager swaggers to the 
        Policeman to give himself up, nods cockily to the President, and turns 
        to nod at Charlie. Charlie casually picks up the phone from the desk and
        points it at the Manager as if it were the pistol, unnerving him. The 
        Policeman leads the Manager out of the office.

        Charlie puts the phone back on the desk. At the Secretary's urging, the 
        President thanks Charlie who responds with a quick finger-to-the-lips 
        curtsey. The President pulls some cash from his pocket and offers it to 
        Charlie as a reward. The Secretary's mouth opens in surprise. Charlie 
        looks at the money in disbelief for a moment, takes it, gives himself a 
        gentle backhanded slap on the cheek, rolls up a cuff, and looks happily 
        at the money. The President offers to shake Charlie's hand. Charlie, 
        having absent-mindedly picked up the phone again, puts it in the 
        President's hand and shakes vigorously, to the Secretary's surprise.



                                        THE END