Chorus
I can't think creatively when Bill Cosby's on the TV
Hes on every damn chanel that you can see
Is this a Monopoly?
Why wont Bill Cosby let me be?

Shove that stupid spoon up your ass
Said jiggley sewage your trying to pass
How long will his reign last?
Now my TV, I wil blast

His face is everywhere
Even in underwear
I dont want his lips touching my ass hair
He really shouldn't be down there

I threw out my television
I need to make a quick descision
he made a home kit circumcision
forcing my brain to have division

I really hate to complain
but he drives me insane
he really is such a pain
hes to old to use cocaine

bridge
Bill Cosby is never the answer
I had a nightmare he was an exotic dancer
I think it made me form a cancer
Hes coming out with a penis enhancer

[This song was written mostly by Anna...oh yeah and Martin helped--- We were in New Hampshire and nothing was on TV, but then we realized that Bill Cosby was on every channel it seemed. "Kids Say the Darndest Things" was on Nick at night and on the family channel they were playing "Jack". Now trying to stay away from the fact that we hate Robin Williams 2, Anna was starting to get really freaked out that she kept seeing Bill Cosby. Next thing you know there was a jello commercial, and a "Cosby Show" marathon. So you rent a movie where you know Bill Cosby isn't in, "Josie and The Pussycats", and it just so happens that Aries Spears from MadTV is in it. In the movie he impersonates, who else, but Bill Cosby. Be aware America, he is taking over your television and dictating mainstream everything!]