Emily's Ass
 
EMILY!

DATE OF BIRTH: Aug 27, '87

NICKNAMES: Em, Lamb, Dumbass, Pepe, little britches

HOBBIES: Fencing, golf (hahaha), softball, snowboarding, fucking anna in the ass, punk rawk shows!!

EYE COLOR: Blue and green and gray

PETS: Basil(Good dog), Nicky(bad dog), Frodo(Oprah the cat)...you heard me

FAVORITES

QUOTES:
My lips are cold
How long do you wait at a stop sign? Until it turns green.
Tamboner
Have you ever had your ass waxed? It hurts, but then it feels good...really good.
Restraining orders are just another way of saying I love you
Anthrax...the other white powder
by the time you read this you've already read it
WHAT WOULD JESUS DO....for a klondike bar?

COLOR: Black and gobstopper green and pink

BANDS: Green day, MXPX, NOFX, Dropkick Murphys, Sum 41, Propagandhi, Fenix TX, led zepplen, A New Flound Glory, Sublime, the beatles, Simple plan, Midtown, Smashmouth, Boy Kicks Girl, One dollar short, fiona apple, The unseen, ultimate fakebook, tsunami bomb, third eye blind, ten foot pole, taking back sunday, mad caddies, damone, scamper, savage garden, river city rebels....a lot of other shitty music like that.

FOOD: Cool dogs(they're not nasty),Those milkyway icecreame things, other various icecrem things. oh ya and magic ink and those things....show me potato salad.

MOVIES: Southpark, Mulan, Rocky Horror, Fight club, Buddah raises the roof, Our science video, exit to eden, labrinth, pee wee's big adventure, Wayne's world II, space balls, O brother where art thou, Entrapment, Kiss the girls, Jay and silent bob stike back, Dogma, and beauty and the beast(GO CHIP!!!) and Fantasia exept the dinosaur part and the part with the colors and the woooooah.

TV SHOWS: Simpsons, Family guy, Brace face, rocket power, Sponge Bob, Drew Carey, South Park, Powerpuff Girls, fairly odd parents, the critic, anything on game show network. oh and all those designing shows and queer eye

SUPER HERO: Powerpuff Girls and captain planet because he takes pollution down to zero

VIDEO GAMES: Crazy taxi, Paper boy, BIG NOSE, and that tricky one that anna has on her game cube and also sonic but only when i beat anna well accually it's fun to loose to cause I can just say that she was cheating and also super samash brothers when Jon leaves his N64 at my house...bitches

BOOK: lord of the rings

CONCERT: Warped tour- every year

MAGAZINE: i dont really read magazines very much

ACTOR/ACTRESS: Heath Ledger whatever u guys he's so hot (thank you anna), johnny depp too

PLACE TO LIVE: Someplace cool......not here, maybe like california but that's what everybody says so i'm gonna go with ummm..... florida but not near the old people.

GUILTY PLEASURE: Stephanie & jumping naked in trampolines with karyn, anna, martin and max.

weird phobia: cotton balls, and moths

IF YOU COULD HAVE SEX WITH ANYONE(LIVING OR DEAD) WHO WOULD IT BE? David Blaine because he is extremly sexy

AHHAHH


You are Miss Piggy!
You're something of a diva, but that's only because it would be a crime to let your looks and talent go to waste. Vous êtes magnifique!


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Soundtrack to your life:
Madness - House of Fun

Favourite website:
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Quote:
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