Emily's Ass
 
Concord

I’m so sick and tired of this place
I call my home of disgrace
The classic nowhere case

Skaters, preps and cigarettes
One’s illegal, can you guess?
Discrimination by how you dress
And I say this all in seriousness

Chorus
It’s a wonder will I be staying here
Where I have spent so many wasted years
And I just don’t ever wanna come back
After I, grow up

Tennis courts and country clubs
I hope all the players get mugged
Hole 14 is where I dug
To ruin your game

Candy stores and barber shops
They use cute a little too much
It’s not as pretty as it may look
I hate them all, burn the books!
Chorus

Bridge
This isn’t a tourist trap
It’s a citazen’s prison
You can stay, but you’re never leaving
The 1st chance I get, I’m leaving
I won’t stay, I have no reason
This is not where I’m supposed to be
Not stuck here for all eternity

It’s a wonder
Will I be staying here?
Where I have spent too many wasted years
And I’m never coming back
After I grow up

[This song was written by Martin~~~ I was bored at work again and decided to write about our stupid little town, in a rhyme scheme]

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