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Emily-Spoons and Vocals
Anna-Manager Sarah-Bass and Vocals Rachel - Rhythm guitar and vocals Martin (Sarah)-Bongo, keyboard, and guitar
Some great new Emily's Ass songs are:
Contagious Pee (lyrics)
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Metaphorical Vagina (lyrics)
Chase the Watermellon (lyrics)
Three Lesbians and a Gay Guy
I Have the Wire (lyrics)
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Did You Just Throw Your Dog?(lyrics)
Lifes Better Through a Pink Nalge (lyrics)
Magic Pants (lyrics)
Concord (lyrics)
Locked Door = Bad (lyrics)
Go Feed the Chickens (lyrics)
The other white lover (lyrics)
3 Naked Girls, a clothed slut, and Max (lyrics)
Intimate Turtles (lyrics)
Failing is Fun for Everyone (lyrics)
Dork means whale penis (lyrics)
Magnetic Poetry Song (lyrics)
You Put the Spoon in the Jello (lyrics)
Listerine (lyrics)
The Beaver Song (lyrics)
Lesbian Horses (lyrics)
Less Than Life (lyrics)
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