De Sexy Locals
Hot like a cup of coffee, no? So sexy, it's too sexy.
And just who is badass enough to create a Badassed site? Why a vodka loving chick who attends a ghetto assed college, in the hellscape that is Michigan. The winters here brutally kill yuppies with frostbite from the journey from their SUV's and H2's illegally parked in handicapped spaces to pick up a latte and new carbsmart cookbook. The homeless are frozen solid, huddled near the dumpsters or sleeping on park benches, which is seen as nature's artwork. Ann Arbor will be hosting it's 3rd annual Human Ice-sculpture festival, this year titled "The Sparrows Are Feed No More".
And if you live/visit Ypsi you'll be shot and raped upon entering.
That, is Michigan.

I'm back at emu, trying to get along with the kids there, and looking for some eyecandy.

Someday I'll make a run to the border for cabana boys and tequila in lawless Mexico. Until then I blast
NIN, Manson, Deftones, and The Strokes every waking hour of my life. I'm addicted to ogrish.com, goth guys, vodka, latino men, NIN, and cappuccino.
All of which erode my morales.
i used paper mache to create my very own closer mask. fun!
when i'm NINin' it
at home
why do i always look pissed off in  photos? i only hate the world a little bit.

for now i can be seen looking normal (no pretty pink hair), only to lower the defenses of everyone around me, so someday i can pounce upon the innocent and plant my demon seed for future generations. EMU, welcome to my master plan.
freaksahoy!
fuck da police
my fingers are stained blue from Punky Color hair dye, stay away from that shit kids
my nightly cut for smuggling illegal immigrant children to work in America's heartland for $2 a day
cappuccinos replaced crack as my addiction
If you see me in the union getting my daily cappuccino and muffin, be sure to say hi and we can share some awkward silence together. And if you mention you recognized me off the site, then I will pepper spray your eyes 'til they bleed and enjoy my cappuccino to the sound of your screams.
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in my midnight blue stage.
trent reznor chillin' in my basement
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