Barts Blackboard Quotes

• They are laughing at me, not with me
• I will not fake my way through life
• I will not Xerox my butt
• It's potato not potatoe
• I will not trade pants with others
• I will not cut corners
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• I will not sell school property
• I will not belch the National Anthem
• I am not a 32 year old woman
• I will not grease the monkey bars
• I will not hide behind the fifth amendment
• I will not sleep through my education
• Spitwads are not free speech
• High explosives and school dont mix
• I will not bribe principal Skinner
• I will finish what I sa
• Underware should be worn on the inside
• I will not barf unless I am sick
• Funny noises are not funny
• I will not fake seisures
• I will not prescribe medication
• I will not bury the new kid
• I will not bring sheep to class
• A burp is not an answer
• Teacher is not a leper
• I will not eat things for money
• Goldfish don't bounce
• Mud is not one of the four food groups
• I will not sell miracle cures
• I will not yell "She's Dead" during roll call
• I will not teach others to fly