FREE SAMPLE DAY
Every Week I get about 2-3 Freebies
in my snail Mail!!    ITS kinda a perk
and LOVE getting free stuff, as anyone
does........SO start today, just fill
in for your Freebies!!
AND
The faster you are filling the forms out
the MORE you can get!
THIS helps.......LOVE IT!!
GATOR
Avon Free Samples
Crest Whitestrips
Victoria's Secret
Adeya Health Solutions
National Size Survey
Free Emergency Info Card
Mentadent   
FREE SAMPLES FROM McNEIL
Lite and Tasty Sugar Sub
Bikini Zone  
OIL OF OLAY


NameTags!
This week putting a couple in, if ya
noticed.  Havent updated the site this
week, BUT by the week end should be!
LOTS more to add guys!

Email Signature Tags!
One reader wrote me and asked what to
do with these.....hehee
You can save them to your files
and use them when you send something
via email.........Mostly AOL/Compuserv emails

OMG its Friday Already!!
This week flew for me!
but had so much going on.....yep yep

Cant believe that in a couple of
short weeks, School will be opened!
yeah yeah, I know you for some Mothers
out there IT cant come soon enough
lmaoooooo

So will be working on our Annual
BACK TO SCHOOL ISSUE!!
Hopefully aiming for next Friday
will keep ya posted!!


okkkkkkkk
ITS the Weekend!
Lets make it a Great One!!


luv yas all


Lady in the Bronx




LINKS:
The Report Card Report
Dancing On  Bandwidth Graves
 World of Inspiration
The Chicago Manual of Style FAQ
 Financialfind.com
 AncientFaces - Mystery Photos
Bubble Furniture
GrowHair Photo Gallery  
The Victorian Web
cyclejumpers.com
dMarie Time Capsule
 The Alternative Dictionaries
 Internet Eye Exam
Famous Name Changes
Lab Tests Online
:: jelly web  
SpinalCordInjuries
The Hand Of God
World's Most Haunted Locations!
The Home Cooking Page
The Busy Person's Guide
 Leadin
 TheStringThing
 Purgatory House The Movie
 AskOxford.com Home Page
  Welcome to The World in 2001
Who Wants To Be a Fobionaire
Vanity License Plate
 EatDrinkDine
Where learning takes you
The Tabloid Issue

SOME GREAT KID SITES!
PianoNanny.com  
The Electric Franklin
 iKnowthat.com  
National Gallery of Art
Multnomah County Library  
B L O C K S
LibrarySpot.comBucket Buddies



ADULT LINKS:
IF you are easily Offended by
Adult Language/Humor/Graphics
DO NOT CLICK
on these:
Morning Person
Special Cards
Loving Advice
Last Performance
Dutiful Wife!  
Snorkling for FUN!  
New Invention!
Tossed Salad???
Woman's Reflexes
 Line Dancing?
For My Male ZooBies!  
Ladies, Your Stud of the Day!  
hehee
BONUS LADIES




Two women were at a bar.
One looked at the other and said,
"You know, 80 percent of all men think the
best way to end an
argument is to make love."

"Well," said the other woman,"
that will certainly revolutionize the
game of hockey!"



The worst golf foursome

l.  Monica Lewinsky
2.  O.J. Simpson
3.  Ted Kennedy
4.  Bill Clinton

Monica is a hooker,
O.J. is a slicer,
Ted can't drive over water
and Clinton can't remember which
hole he played last.



A man goes up to this good looking woman
at a bar and says to her,

"I've got a condom with your name on it"

The good looking women smiles at him and says
"You must be mistaken my name's not
'Trojan Extra Small'



A guy went to apply for a job with the U.S.
Postal Service. During the interview, the interviewer
asked the guy if he was a veteran. The guy said
"Yes, I fought over in Vietnam."

Then the interviewer asked if the guy
had any disabilities. The guy responded,
"Well, I stepped on a landmine over there and
blew my testicles off."

"Great!" the interviewer responded.
"We give disabled vets preference.
You can start tomorrow morning at 10 a.m."

"But doesn’t everyone normally
start at 8 a.m.?" asked the guy.

"Yes, but you don’t have to come in until 10.
All we do is just stand around and scratch
our balls for the first two hours anyway."



Three old ladies were sitting side by side
in their retirement home reminiscing.  The first
lady recalled shopping at the green grocers
and demonstrated with her hands, the length
and thickness of a cucumber she could
buy for a penny.

The second old lady nodded,
adding that onions used to be much bigger and
cheaper also, the demonstrated the size of
two big onions she could buy for a penny a piece.

The third old lady remarked,
"I can't hear a word you're saying,
but I remember the guy you're talking about."



Three whores decide to see who has
the biggest snatch. They get naked, and start
playing themselves and each other.

After a few minutes,
the first one squats on a glass top table, and then
they measure the slimy outline she leaves.

The second one then squats on the table,
and then they measure the  outline she leaves,
which is even bigger.

The third one squats on the table,
but when she stands back up,
the first whore says,
"You didn't leave an outline."

She says,
"Smell the rim."





"RECIPES"
Fresh Tomato Pie
Grilled Chicken Breast/Cucumber/Pepper Relish
Fresh Spinach Salad
Peach Cream Pie
Whiskey Slush
And for Sunday's Brunch!
Crepes



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