The Future/Failure of Elizabeth
I'm mystic meg. hello there, by the way, these lottery numbers will not win you the lottery this week: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50. I did mean to miss out 37 you know.
Anyway, on to Elizabeth. I will not erase 50. She will have 20 children. These are bullet points of her life.
She will be in a London apartment with Dan, his band and David. | |
She will have a dog | |
She will have ceased all contact with Louse, Nat, Rosie, Anya and Mel | |
She gets high while singing bcos i go thigh | |
She gets to perform her poetry in coffeee houses | |
She is not dead | |
Linda D is outraged by Liz'z blahahatahant lack of morals. Liz doesn't care | |
Her dad catches her smoking every day | |
She still goes to ATC, she is now Sir however. | |
She is having an affair with BC | |
She still has all her hair | |
She has numerous fake tattooooos and fake piercings | |
DAN tottttoooototototototototot | |
She will not be pregnant yet | |
She will have an ornament of a pig on the mantlepiece | |
She will buy her bead bracelets from miss sellfridge | |
She will be cool | |
She will have taken over louise goff's position as louise goff and louise goff will be locked in a box | |
she will be rich | |
she will have won a prize | |
she will be a un goodwill ambassador | |
she will mosh 24/7 | |
she will get to know limp bizkit personally | |
she will groan for a reason | |
she will moan for no reason | |
she will moan for a raisin | |
she will have david weller and scott jonson in a shoebox under her bed. |
Since this page was first produced, Elizabeth has made her own life plan. It went a little something like this:
see above
no really
Go to university get a house in the country with a pony and dan and be an art teacher. DOnt do this liz.
She has denied that she will have to teach sex education and also thinks there is no work involved.
thats enough. said louse so that is enough. natalie laughed and louse laughed but i didnt laugh.