The Future/Failure of Elizabeth

 

I'm mystic meg.  hello there,  by the way, these lottery numbers will not win you the lottery this week: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50.  I did mean to miss out 37 you know.

Anyway, on to Elizabeth.  I will not erase 50.  She will have 20 children.  These are bullet points of her life.

She will be in a London apartment with Dan, his band and David.

She will have a dog

She will have ceased all contact with Louse, Nat, Rosie, Anya and Mel

She gets high while singing bcos i go thigh

She gets to perform her poetry in coffeee houses

She is not dead

Linda D is outraged by Liz'z blahahatahant lack of morals.  Liz doesn't care

Her dad catches her smoking every day

She still goes to ATC, she is now Sir however.

She is having an affair with BC

She still has all her hair

She has numerous fake tattooooos and fake piercings

DAN tottttoooototototototototot

She will not be pregnant yet

She will have an ornament of a pig on the mantlepiece

She will buy her bead bracelets from miss sellfridge

She will be cool

She will have taken over louise goff's position as louise goff and louise goff will be locked in a box

she will be rich

she will have won a prize

she will be a un goodwill ambassador

she will mosh 24/7

she will get to know limp bizkit personally

she will groan for a reason

she will moan for no reason

she will moan for a raisin

she will have david weller and scott jonson in a shoebox under her bed.

Since this page was first produced, Elizabeth has made her own life plan.  It went a little something like this:

see above

 

no really

Go to university get a house in the country with a pony and dan and be an art teacher. DOnt do this liz.

She has denied that she will have to teach sex education and also thinks there is no work involved.

thats enough. said louse so that is enough.  natalie laughed and louse laughed but i didnt laugh.