FAMILY
Self, family and friends. Or just family.
MOTHER
Linda D wants to rape David White and so she did. Several times and ways. On a twister board. HAHA. Linda D likes horses and Natalie because she apparently did the washing up. But we think this is a urban myth. SHE DOES NOT KNOW WHO LOUSE IS, SO THERE. She's irrational and illogical, a fuel burning oracle. She's wizard, she's smashing, she's keen. Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.
FATHER
He insists you call him Dick Driver at all times. Not Dad. He also used to say "Dooby dooby dooby dooby dooby dooby doo" instead of talking to Liz throughout her childhood. He is Liz's pimp. He has a car model kit which he passed down to Dan. And Dan then ate and then broke it. He consentified the engagement. But i bet, acutally, he didnt.
TED
He is Liz's humble gardener/slave. Liz seems to be under the illusion that his name is Paul. How absurd. He lives in their house and eats their food and soils their cesspit so he is practically one of the family. He lives with his parents and may be Elizabeth's real father. You never know.
HORSE
Its called White Lightening or something stupid. It horses about.
SOPHIE
Overgrown Dog. Liz makes it lick her tired and sweaty feet. and she never takes it for a walk