As well as saying a lot of rather silly things Elizabeth has also DONE a lot. Know what I mean?? Here are some glorious happenings:
| Event |
| Got ideas about the Withered Arm from a story by Charles Dickens |
| Said she would do "The Chav Song" in the talent show by herself |
| Walked into Rosie's Art folder. Silly girl. |
| Deleted Microsoft Word |
| Said "Excuse me!" and then ran off and pretended she hadn't seen Rosie. |
| celebrated her birthday on the wrong day |
| Fell in a puddle and ran in it. Then she handcuffed herself to Dan. |
| Car incident (Shudder!) |
| Had a good idea in English!! |
| Made Dan a poster containing lots of errors |
| Wearing a red studded belt under her school jumper all day |
| Deciding on her choice of weeding gown already and when I suggested that they wouldn't be selling it still when she was 25, she said "My Aunt will make it! She's a chest o' drawers" |
| Tripping over a pot hole in the road |
| was a cantankerous old fart ALL DAY! |
| Dressing as a """"""PUNK"""""""" on tag day |
| Writing a voluntary essay on LOVE when a table would suffice |
| Obsessive Planning of the Summer Holidays |
| Liz discovered Dan is Vishnu |
| Going to see A new found glory when she knew it was cancelled |
| Flouncy top (you know what we mean) |
| Rosie throwing Liz's purse every day and Liz never expecting a thing- |
| Putting peanut butter on her pancakes |
| Constantly asking what lessons we've got when she knows SHE KNOWS |
| We know what you did last summer liz - wished someone in a mask would come along and scare you |
| Allowing us to touch her MOBILE PHONE - big mistake |
| Liz having "hilarious" conversations with Slow David. David has not verified this. |
| When Natalie decided to buy Louse a gun for her birthday, Liz panicked quite wrongly that she wouldn't like it. Is she insane? Yes. |
| Deciding not to wear her dog collar as Louise M said it looked like she was trying too hard. |
| Making a technological list of how long people are going out with people for. I.E me and rosie. |
| The pencil incident |
| Foilface Incident |
| Sucking up to Mr Kilroy-She should be shafted |
| Liz had TWO baths in ONE day. |
| Saying her drainpipe jeans were baggy |
| She told our learned Physics Teacher that the Big Bang is visible if looked at through a super-dooper non-existent telescope. And it IS true, Mrs Renwick, because an A level student told her. So there. |
| Didn't believe that Rosie has a boyfriend called Richard. |
SHOT PUT, by the way
You wanna go home?!?! Well you BE a cantankerous old fart then won't you. Are you Elizabeth or somefink?!?
Email Ducksarego@aol.com if you want to find out any details of the events listed above. Especially if you are kris roe as i am sure he would be interested. But not if you're Rudy.