Swimming and mayo, the ultimate combo!

 

Does exactly what it says on the tin.

 

This week, we have discovered that swimming and mayonnaise is the ultimate combination. Rosie found out that until 2 days ago Liz was under the misconception that she couldn't swim, until she went into a pool and saw that she could. Also, her nose is allergic to chlorine.

In other news, We have been informed that all white liquidy substances are the same thing: mayonnaise.

 

Mayonnaise
Tartar sauce
cum
salad cream
poo
liz eats poo
liz eats wee
she doesn't drink it
she eats it
wuzzzzup? is the sort of thing she would say.
if only she could talk.

 

 

we are so great, we can create a whole page simply about swimming and mayo, arent we goood?