This isn't a porn site, but it contains mature subject matter:

• I am eighteen years of age or older.
• I am not acting in the capacity of a representative of a law enforcement agency. In any event, I have no probable cause, nor am I seeking or expect to find probable cause, to believe that any laws are being violated, or that any unlawful activity is being promoted through this site.
• This website is hosted on a server located in Canada. Any contacts or transactions arising from my use of this site shall be deemed to have occurred in Canada, and Canadian law shall apply exclusively.
• I don't find depictions or discussions of themes having to do with nudity or sex offensive (even though there's not that much of either to see on this site . . .).
• I proceed beyond this page of my own free will and responsibility. No one has tricked me into doing so. If a page on this site is linked from another website, I should click here to report it.
• Anything any two or more consenting adults want to do in the privacy of their own bed, jacuzzi, kitchen countertop, living room carpet, formal dining room table, shower or tub, the hood of a car in an enclosed garage, or a blanket spread on the grass in an isolated, scenic spot for their mutual physical pleasure is perfectly normal and acceptable; regardless of any previous business relationship or financial transactions that may have occurred between them; and neither law, government nor 'society' even has a right to an opinion about it and shouldn't have diddly-squat to say about it.