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Welcome to 8Ball Chaos
Whether by
mistake, or by the sheer fact that you enjoy self-torture and mutilation, you
have reached our home. This is the domain of one of the most horrifying
bands to ever grace this putrid planet since *NSYNC (no offense Justin, we love
you). Get ready to be wowed, amazed, poked, prodded, and overall
generally downright disgusted. Use the
Menu at the top of the screen to navigate.
If the following things offend you please leave:
8Balls,
Chaos, Music, Metal, Punk, Rock, Instruments, Guitars, Basses, Drums,
Microphones, Daffodils, Skulls, the Grim Reaper, the word Doody, Blood, Guts,
Gore, Mutilation, Mr. Rogers, Sunday School, Midgets, Midget porn, porn of any
kind, naked pictures of Stifler’s Mom, Hardcore Rock N’ Roll, Sleaze, Groupies,
Liverspots, Diarrhea, Piss, Puss, Concerts, Eskimos, Naked Chicks, Fun, Pool
Tables, Smoking, Drinking, Beer, Elevator Music, Whiskey, Rum, Tequila,
Aardvark humping, Strip Clubs, dogs with missing legs, Bars, Bar fights, old
folks homes, small furry woodland creatures, Stages, Pits, Crowds, Moshing,
Fire, Explosions, Toilet Humor, Penises (small and not small), Lesbians, Strippers,
Albinos, Rhinoceros’, kissing your own mom on the lips, drinking out of the
toilet, or any movie with Frank Stallone.
**Band available for
bachelor parties, graduations, family reunions, charity car washes,
christenings, bar mitzvahs, and midget tossing competitions.
**Band no longer
accepts Diners Club