Welcome to Egotists Unlimited!!!

You have reached Egotists Unlimited, the only site dedicated entirely to the greatness of the renowned writer-savante, Master Jeffrey. We offer the goods on his highness, everything from his masterpieces to his initial works, from what he reads and watches to what he has for breakfast. Or maybe not what he has for breakfast.

But we're pretty darn loaded anyway, and if you stick it out with the site, before you're done with it, you will have known the cynic, the hedon, the philantropist, maybe even the klutz, and certainly the delusional-brilliant crackpot, Jeff.

Who knows, you might even have fun while you're at it.

To help guide you through all this, we have developed chambers for you to explore the marvel that is
Jeff:

Jeff's Works
The model can write!!! Anybody who's ever believed that lookers have to be dry and witless has been put to shame. Not only can the choice piece of meat be so hauntingly beautiful it hurts, the savvy writer knows how to pack his stuff. But don't take our word for it- take his instead. Click here to view the Master's splendid array of powerful write-ups.

	Jeff's Fiction
	Grisham beware. The fiction writer is so good it is freaky. The Master has a knack for characters who embody the depths of the human spirit, and then some. Trained by the country's best storytellers, this young talent knows which buttons to push to create images that linger. View the Master's fiction here.

Jeff's Gallery

Holy!!! It's all right to stare. So that's why the camera was invented. Yes, yes, we know, the question of the day is what in the world have you been looking at all you life? And, yes, yes, we know, you couldn't possibly have an answer. If he's so cute your eyes can't help but bleed just seeing this picture, imagine what a gallery would do. So turn down that stereo. Close that other site. Quit tapping the table and prepare to drool here.

Jeff's Shrine

Hold that thought. Nope, he isn't that dashing spy from mission impossible or that irresistible agent, Jerry Maguire. He's not that charming creature everyone wanted to sink their teeth into from Interview with the vampire. No, he's not immortal, yes he bites. Click here to find out more about the multi-awarded journalism major who won twice at the National School's Press Conference. No, really, he did.

Jeff's Picks

Enter the heroes. They say that these days, the only tall people are those who stand on the shoulders of giants. Michael Jordan had Dr. J. Lennox Lewis had Ali and Foreman. Justin Timberlake is staking a claim on Michael Jackson, so kill yourselves now while you have the chance. And even Master has people, movies and a bunch of interesting stuff that he just won't be the same without. Here's a sneak peek at some of the Master's favorites.