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| Whammy as Cyndi Lauper: Whammy, looking like Cyndi Lauper (hair and all!) sings "I want money, I want money! l want money! Caaaaash! Wop, wop!" Whammy as the Supremes: These Whammies look like the Supremes. The lead sings "All l need is cash! Gimme all your money!" The other two echo "Give back the money!!" "I said gimme all your money!" "Give back the money!" "Uh..." Tammy Whammette: This gives away the joke of Tammy's name. Tammy sings "It's good to have your moneeeeeeey back agaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaain" (mocking country star Tammy Wynette) Whammy, whom has been playing the guitar, shouts while Tammy holds "again" "Ladies and gentlemen, Tammy Whammette!!" He gets a pie in the face for the sudden interjection. Whammy Bad Singers: Why does the crowd cheer after this one? I have no clue why! Anyways, 4 Whammies, dressed in purple, sing "Ooooooooooo, waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!! Ooooooooooo" The "waaah" sounds like one of them is dying. Whammies as the Beatles: Another one where the applause makes me wonder. These Whammies, dressed as the Beatles, sing "Ooooooooo, I love to take it back from you!" They then bow their heads. Their voice is still horrible nonetheless. Whammy Dixieland Band: A six piece band plays a cool dixieland song with the crash of the cymbals at the end. Too bad the cymbals got crashed over the banjo player's head... Whammy as Tina Turner: This Whammy sings "Oooooooooh, aaaaaaaah, I've got money, it's everything, ooooooooh whoa whoooaa" Whammy as Boy George: A die hard favorite of many PYL fans. This Whammy, dressed like Boy George, sings (mocking Boy George's hit, "Do You Really Want to Hurt Me?") "Who would ever hurt a Whammy? Who would ever want OW!!!" An enourmous hammer crushes him into a pile of Whammy goo. Whammy Liberace: This Whammy, dressed as Liberace, is playing the piano when the giant and very obvious chandelier above his head comes crashing down. Elvis Whammy: This Whammy dances in shaking his hips like Elvis and singing something none of us probably understood when suddenly his hip juts outward and a crack is heard. "OW!!!!" Whammy then walks off slowly, sighing "Oh, no.... oh, boy...." He probably threw out his back. Whammy Nelson: This Whammy rides on a horse looking like Willie Nelson. While this originally sounded like the Whammy, his voice was later changed to sound like Willie as well. Anyways, Whammy sings "Get your bucks again. I can't wait to get your bucks again!" (similar to "On the Road Again") He then shouts "YEEHA! YEEHA! How'd ya like that, Peter?" I don't think Peter ever DID like it that much... Holiday Whammies: Whammy Trick-or-Treater: The only special Halloween Whammy. Tammy stands alone, while Whammy walks up to her in a crude ghost costume repeatedly shouting "Trick or Treat! Trick or Treat!" He then pulls off his costume, causing Tammy to scream to the top of her lungs. I didn't think Whammy was THAT ugly! Whammy Orchestra: The 4th of July Whammy. A Whammy conductor conducts a Whammy orchestra playing the famous 4th of July overture when suddenly, a cannon is wheeled in from behind the orchestra, so the conductor is the only one who can see it. The conductor gets a worried look on his face up to the "KABOOM!!!" at the end. Whammy Pilgrim: Probably the weirdest one of them all. Whammy is standing in front of a giant turkey with his gun and says "Sweet potatoes, cranberries, and..." He then fires his gun, but backfires, causing the Whammy to fly back for miles. Whammy sighs "A turkey". Then the turkey smiles and barks in a bizarre deep voice "Better luck next time, Pilgrim! Hee hee haw haw haw!" The turkey's line was taken out in '84, much to everyone's disgust. Whammy Scrooge: This Whammy, dressed like ol' Scroogey, bangs his cane repeatedly and shouts "Humbug! Gimme your money1 There'll be no presents this year!" Whammy Claus: Whammy waves from a sled with a bag o' money piloted by two reindeer and... Fang? Whammy shouts "On Donner! On Blitzen! On Fang! Get their money, get their money! Hehehehahahahaha!" Christmas Tree Whammy: This Whammy puts a present labeled "To Me" underneath the tree while singing one of two songs. First it was "My Christmas Tree" but was later changed to "I Wish me a Merry Christmas". Both times, when he walks away, the tree topples over on him. Whammy Candidate: Used in '84, this Whammy wearing a sash saying "VOTE" and jumping up and down shouts "If elected, I will raise your taxes!" He gets a pie in the face as a result. Whammy Babies: These were used in the New Year's episodes. These were just giant Whammy babies wearing a sash proclaiming the New Year and blowing one of those party horn thingies. Another dull outing. Whammy with Champagne Bottle: The other New Year's Whammy. Whammy tries to uncork a champagne bottle. He shouts "WHOOPIE!!!" when he finally uncorks it, but the cork blows him back for miles. "AAAAAAH....." Whammy with Olympic Torch: This Whammy runs across the screen panting and running with the torch when suddenly, for no apparent reason, a pair of hands throws a bucket of water on him. Whammy whines "Anybody got a match?" Whammy Pole Vaulter : The other Olympic Whammy. Whammy runs with the pole, shouting "This is it! A new record!" He then pole vaults off the screen. |
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