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Snickers.
Christmas Mystery: How can a 1-pound box of candy make you gain 5 lbs?

Why don't women over 50 have babies? They would put them down and forget where they left them.

You heard of the woman who confused her Valium with her birth control pills.
She now is a happy mother of 14 kids.

The trouble with some woman is that they get all excited about nothing. Then they marry the jerk.

Heard on an answering machine. "This is not an answering machine. This is a telepathic thought recording device.
At the tone, think about your name, your number, and reason for calling ... and I'll think about returning your call".

Seen on a real tombstone. "Here lies an Atheist. All dressed up and no place to go".

Free Internet Service - No More.
Remember the "DotCom" goldrush? Well that was yesterday and so was free internet service.
Some free internet service providers (ISP's) remain, but using them is a painfull experience. Banner adds,
pop-ups and dropped connections make you cry out for something better. A few free ISP's remain,
Juno.com and Netzero.com (now one company), Dotnow.com, address.com. Non are worth using in my
opinion. Some time ago I switched to the Juno Platinum service at $9.95 per month and have been
reasonably happy with Juno. Here in San Diego we have many under $10 per month ISP's to choose from.
Happy Surfing - Ed


Some final thoughts from Ed
Does Santa Claus exist?
Story and comments on page 2
(the "News Page").
<> Don't wait for the hearse to take you to church
<> God answers "kneemail"
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