Here are some titles I myself have considered
and then dismissed as being too stupid.
Feel free to use any of them.

Lord of the Pit God of the Eutruskans Man/Woman Who Was Intentionally Left Blank
Keeper of the Pickled Head of Socrates Repetitious Lord of Ruling Redundancy He/She Who Is In The Know
Honorary Brother Karamazov Poor Sod Licker of Toads
Poet Lariat of the Wild West Pre-Anti-Neo-Thuddite Lesser Known Ungulate of the Chest of Drawers
The Left Dishonorable Anti-Judge Lemon Curry? Earl of Duke

Or, if you don't like any of these, get a job at The On-Line Cathedral of Greater Illumination and Stuff. You could be the Next Cardinal Ximenez, or the Sub-Deacon of Hysteria, or anything else you might want. Sign up now!

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