CONGRATULATIONS

All those late nights and long hours have paid off.

You have reached:

The End Of The Internet!

There is nothing else to see.

 You can now call AOL Customer Service, and cancel your account.

(Otherwise, everything will be reruns of old information.  Think of it as watching old Gilligan's Island episodes.)

Call AOL Customer Service at 1-800-827-3338

 or AOL Cancellation Department at 1-888-265-8008

(No email cancellation requests please.)

IMPORTANT NOTICE #1

Since you have now seen everything on the internet, forward navigation through web pages will not be possible. 

From now on, you must use your browsers back button to go from place to place.  

Attempts at forward navigation will cause your internet connection to slow down.

(This can be proven by how much faster reverse navigation web pages load than forward navigation pages.)

IMPORTANT NOTICE #2

Your time online now is causing other people who have not reached this point to continually get busy signals.

This is another reason why canceling your account is important.

(In order to encourage you to cancel, you may experience disconnects more frequently than before.)

Hang up, and call to cancel now.

Call AOL Customer Service at 1-800-827-3338

 or AOL Cancellation Department at 1-888-265-8008

(No email cancellation requests please.)

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