Our mission:

To rock your skull!

We are here to confound. To confuse. Most of all to entertain and to hopefully make some money. We just want to make ourselves rock at your own expense. Yay. -Erik Leiken, Mr. Bassman. Amen -Whit Schroder, Mr. Guitarman

Highland dancing requires immense agility and strengh. Piping for Highland dancing demands patience, endurance, your sanity, and the ability to last in long car rides with only one set of batteries in your CD player cranked at full blast.

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