IT has finally happed. Elmo has escaped from prison and killed the only black man that has inhabited sesame street. Authoritys say there was no way they could have stopped Elmo from escaping even though the entire plans for his escape were in his latest book. The little red monster was taken from the crime scene at about 4:21 this morning. "He was just standing there laughing"said an officer on the scene"and furiously masturbating into a pair of the victims socks" Elmo has had a bad record with the law and is likely going to be back on death row after this incident. Elmo was quoted as he was taken by the police and angry resident were making claims of rascim and biggotry "Im not a rascist"yelled Elmo" infact I used to have some colored friends untill my dad sold them." " I cant be rascit i have black people in my family tree, infact some of them are still hanging there." This comes at a horrible time for the sesame street police department who have only managed to solve on crime in the past year. There is always a bright side to tragedies like this though, now every citizen of sesame street can sleep peacefully knowing that there car stereos are safe and sound.
By:
David Carleson |
