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| If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it? --Bette Midler Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation... The other eight are unimportant. --Henry Miller As she lay there dozing next to me, one voice inside my head kept saying, "Relax... you are not the first doctor to sleep with one of his patients, " but another kept reminding me, "Howard, you are a veterinarian." --Dick Wilson In America, sex is an obsession, in other parts of the world, it is a fact. --Marlene Dietrich Personally I know nothing about sex because I have always been married. --Zsa Zsa Gabor There is nothing wrong with going to bed with someone of your own sex... People should be very free with sex, they should draw the line at goats. --Elton John I regret to say that we of the FBI are powerless to act in cases of oral-genital intimacy, unless it has in some way obstructed interstate commerce. --J. Edgar Hoover The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting. --Gloria Leonard Fifty percent of the women in this country are not having orgasms. If that were true of the male population, it would be declared a national emergency. --Margo St. James If a man is pictured chopping off a woman's breast, it only gets a R rating, but if, God forbid, a man is pictured kissing a woman's breast, it gets an X rating. Why is violence more acceptable than tenderness? --Sally Struthers Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun. --Matt Groening If the world were a logical place, men would ride side-saddle. --Rita Mae Brown There are two types of women: those who want power in the world, and those who want power in the bedroom. --Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis Condoms should be marketed in three sizes, jumbo, colossal and super-colossal so that men do not have to go in and ask for the small. --Barbara Seaman Give me chastity and continence -- but not yet. --Saint Augustine The omnipresent process of sex, as it is woven into the whole texture of our man's or woman's body, is the pattern of all the process of our life. --Havelock Ellis Of the delights of this world, man cares most for sexual intercourse, yet he has left it out of his heaven. --Mark Twain I don't see much of Alfred anymore since he got so interested in sex. --Mrs. Alfred Kinsey The nice thing about masturbation is that you don't have to dress up for it. --Truman Capote I'm a practicing heterosexual, but bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night --Woody Allen Love is the answer; but while your waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. --Woody Allen |