More than 102,000 DIET HUMOR SAYINGS and DIET JOKES: A 50-YEAR PLUS COLLECTION. (To see my DIET HUMOR site, click on the 102,000 DIET HUMOR SAYINGS link on this page.)
I am seeking a publisher to publish this unique collection. Why do I need a publisher? Because... I COULDN'T SELL A LIFEBOAT ON THE TITANIC, but I am the foremost DIET HUMOR collector in the world. (I collect them; you publish them.)
Magazine and newspaper inquiries welcomed.
This 50-year plus collection of more than 102,000 DIET HUMOR SAYINGS and DIET JOKES is unique and includes thousand's of original DIET HUMOR sayings, DIET JOKES, diet word plays, diet cartoons and other original material by Daniel Worona "Rara Avis." Much of this material has never been published.
My DIET HUMOR is not meant to put anyone down. If you find it offensive, you need to...
LIGHTEN UP!!!!!!!! (Get it?)
IF YOU DON'T HAVE TASTE, YOUR FOOD WILL GO TO WASTE.
IF YOU HAVE TOO MUCH TASTE, YOUR FOOD WILL GO TO WAIST.
--Daniel Worona "Rara Avis"
E-mail me: dworona@yahoo.com
(Please include the words DIET HUMOR in the Subject line so I don't delete it accidently.)
To view hundreds of tasty DIET HUMOR samples, click on:
102,000 DIET HUMOR SAYINGS link on this page.
Categories include: DIET HUMOR, DIET DROPOUT HUMOR, DIET RIOT, DIET PUNS, DIET JOKES, CHOCOLATE HUMOR, and DIET BALONEY HUMOR.
If you e-mail me and do not receive a reply within fifteen days, please e-mail me again. I delete a lot of spam and junk e-mails, and your e-mail may accidently get deleted.
NEW!!! Daniel Worona's FOOD AND DRINK HUMOR Web site. Just click on the FOOD AND DRINK HUMOR link on this page.
It contains a lot of FOOD HUMOR, FOOD JOKES, DRINK HUMOR, DRINK JOKES, COFFEE HUMOR SAYINGS, and COFFEE JOKES.
WORD OF MOUTH: Please tell you friends about my 102,000 DIET HUMOR SAYINGS AND DIET JOKES Web site.
(It is currently the #1 DIET HUMOR site in the world. It is #1 on Google,AOL,MSN,and YAHOO's TOP 10, among others)
PUBLISHERS: PLEASE E-MAIL ME IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN PUBLISHING MY COLLECTIONS. (Much of the material has never been published.)
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LITERARY AGENT WANTED: MUST BE HONEST, HAVE A "CENTS" OF HUMOR, AND A PROVEN TRACK RECORD. (You will find a special link for LITERARY AGENTS on my FAVORITE LINKS PAGE of my main DIET HUMOR website.)
MY INIMITABLE DIET HUMOR WEBSITE HAS BEEN NUMBER ONE (#1) FOR THE LAST TWO YEARS. NEED I SAY MORE?
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ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.
(This is a 50-year plus collection, a large portion of which has never been published. IT IS A ONE-OF-A-KIND COLLECTION!)
