Top Ten Reasons Denise gets a Top Ten List
10. Her purchase of a Homer Simpson figure for me
9. She is the only person that may poke me in the forehead and not receive a barbaric beatdown
8. She makes me feel better about my body hair
7. She seemed quite impressed with my ability to drive in the snow
6. Any Vandals fan is a friend of mine
4. She doesn't mind that there is no number 5 in John's Top Ten List
3. She did some advertising for me with a custom made buddy icon
2. Thanks to her, I am known as "Oh Great One"
1. I owe her quite a few favors for referring to her legs as "homely" one time (I swear I meant homely in a good way)