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Matt Conroy Homepage

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The definitive place for information about the Minnesotan born Matt Conroy. If you are looking for facts or entertainment, go elsewhere. But, if you are looking for stupid idiotic fiction and a whole lot of meaningless crap, then you have come to the right place! For those of you with extra time on your hands, feel free to sign my guestbook located in its new location below.. For those of you who don't have that extra time (why are you here?) use my easy-to-follow Web Navigation below to get through my site. Also, for your chance at winning a great prize, enter the "King of the Wussy Music Identification Contest or the March for 2000 Hits located in the brand new "Contest Zone." As always, Thanks for Visiting.

THE REAL STORY

THE OFFICIAL Matt Conroy BIOGRAPHY

Click On The Who's "WHO'S NEXT" Album Cover Above To TRAVEL BACK IN TIME!!!

DISCLAIMER (BEFORE HARRASING ME PLEASE READ THIS SMALL SECTION)

NEW CONTENT

WHAT HAPPENED?? An Explanation For All Your Questions Since the MCW went MIA for 2 Years.

FANTASY BASEBALL 2005 ---- UPDATED DRAFT ORDER FOR 2005

Methods For Avoding Alcohol In College or 'how to kill a social life in a few, simple steps'

SPECIAL FEATUTRES

THE UNILATERAL AND UNDENIABLE LAWS OF SCIENCE

GUESTBOOK THIS IS WHERE YOU SHOULD GO TO HARRASS ME

POLITICAL PARTIES ----------------------- The Truth Unvieled

CHUCK JAEGER COMMEMORATIVE WEBPAGE

REMNANTS OF THE PAST

HOMECOMING Q & A

IN ASSOCIATION WITH THESE WEBSITES

THE MATT CONROY QUIZ

THE KNOXVILLE PROJECT

ODE TO DENNIS GREEN

BASEBALL PIT OF DISGRACE

THE VH JOURNAL

NOTHING IN PARTICULAR

ADS AND AWARDS

SYNDICATED COLUMNS different attitudes, different people, different ... stuff.

THE CONTEST ZONE

C. H. S. CONROY HONOR SOCIETY

UPDATES/NEWS 1/25/02 - Added The Who Time Travel Link and the Ode To Dennis Green Section. Moved the Baseball Pit of Disgrace onto the Website Navigaton bar. Changed Dennis Green bio in the Inferno Pit and the review of the Nick Roberts Homepage. 1/27/02 - Added the Updates/News section. 1/28/02 - Added the "King of the Wussy Music Identification Contest" for those of you looking for a little more out of life 2/06/02 - Nathan Heil Became the First Person to Sweep the Music ID Contest. In commeration, an Advanced Version has been started in honor of Mr Heil. Congratulations go to our first King of the Wussy. 3/04/02 - Officially Launched the "Syndicated Columns" section, bringing in the first outside help this website has seen yet. Please support all of our Syndicated Columnists. 5/03/02 - Began Publication and Advertisement for the Conroy Honor Society - expected to be in use by May 28th 5/14/02 - Officially Opened the "Contest Zone" - Which will be the new location for all official and unofficial Matt Conroy Website Contests. The King of the Wussy Music ID Contest and the March for 2000 Hits contest have both been moved to this section 9/20/02 - Added Homecoming Q and A, Chuck Jaeger Commemorative Weblink, and Politcal Parties Revealed. 1/23/04 - Matt returns from the Dead.

THE AMOUNT OF PEOPLE WHO HAVE CURRENTLY BEEN TRICKED INTO COMING HERE EQUALS >>>>

THE INFERNO PIT HONORARY LOCATION FOR ANYONE WHO PISSED ME OFF

THE PIT OF PRESTIGE HONORARY LOCATION FOR EVERYONE WHO DESERVES A THANK YOU

:RECEIVER OF THESE AWARDS:

*WWW.GEOCITIES.COM/FLASHLENNY WEBSITE OF THE YEAR - 43 BC, 1776, 1954, 1988, 2001 *MATT CONROY WORK OF THE MONTH AWARD - OCTOBER, 2001, NOVEMBER 2001, MAY 2002 *PASLAWSKI HERO OF THE WEEK AWARD (11-04-01 to 11-11-01) *TIME MAGAZINE MAN OF THE CENTURY AWARD (12th CENTURY, 21st CENTURY**) *WOTTA JERK OF THE DECADE, (1980s, 1990s) *MIKE KIEGER BIG MAN OF THE FORTNIGHT (Nov. 1 - Nov. 14) *NICK CONRAD's, WASTE OF THE HOUR (Nov. 28, 3-4 AM) *WWW.GEOCITIES.COM/DWARFCATT BEST WEBSITE EVER AWARD *MATT BILSKI "SCREW YOU IM NOT GIVING YOU ANY AWARDS" AWARD - 2002 *TWEAK WEBSITE OF THE YEAR - 2002 *DI - MEMBER OF 34th BEST TEAM AWARD - GLOBAL FINALS - MAY '02 **(award has not been awarded yet, but I am confident that I will win this award when the votes are tabulated in 2099)