| "I'm not talking about homosexual activities."--Travis "If you had a mustache, I'd put a booger in it."--Chance "You smell like a sweaty ball of shit"--BoB's Mom "Ew that tastes good, that burp really tastes good!"--Travis "I can see your brown eyes behind your blue contacts."--Dallas "That's for them moo-moos, when they go merrr."--Jesus "The teacher told me to hold in my farts."--Nathan "Dammit Bobby I will kill you."--Larry "Listen here bitch!"--Travis "You smell like a woman."--Larry "Gay semoseptians."--Travis "I wish I could skate when we were there."--BoB "I was tearin that seven year old pussy up, with my 3 inch weiner--fully erect."--Chris "Na I didn't fuck my Mom!....I ate her..."--Guess who "Fuck, my nipple hair's on fire!"-BoB "Bob. put 'em up."-- A lot of people "Muckin'sorearm!"--Travis "I hate that motha fucker, he made me gay!"--Travis "You can't put that, my mom will be like 'I knew it!'--Travis "I can't skate I gotta go get a horse."--Doodie "What, now you think my weiner stinks?!"--Travis "You just threw pickle juice all over my pecker!"--BoB "Just shut up Doodie, I know this is headed straight for the homosexual activities!"--Travis "Did you fart Yancy?"--Chris "I swear it's that dog shit back there!"--Yancy "There was a gay cashier standing behind me at the cash register and...(long pause)I'M NOT REFERRING TO HOMOSEXUAL ACTIVITIES SO DON'T EVEN SAY IT!"--Travis "I think I drank to much chocolate milk."-- Drunken 2ty "God! Where the fuck did the "b" go?"--Jason "I felt like a flamboyant fag with a cock shoved up his rump, on that one."--Larry "I said that chocolate tastes like shit."--Steve (Jason's bro) "No! Don't hit it in the woods you might hit a tree!"--Travis "Have another beer!"--Dallas "Boy, that car sure is having a field day out there!"--Travis "Fuck!!! That's a hard sidewalk!"--BoB "If I actually knew a lesbian, I would fuck her so I could say 'I fucked a lesbian'."--Yancy "If my skateboard had a pussy, I wouldn't need a girlfriend."--2ty talking to his girlfriend "Oh no! Somebody broke the cat dish!"--Doodie "Bullshit!!"--Drunken Mark "I'll slit your throat and call you my mom!"--Travis "Goddamn! That looks like a monkey fuckin' a football!"--Josh White "Why does Bob get all the nut room?"--Chris "I wish I seen boobies as much as I see your weiner."--Mark "Don't be mad at me, I didn't do shit."--Ashley "Technically you did do 'Shit'."--Jesse refers to Doodie "Don't make me throw this figurine at you!"--Travis "Punch him in the butt cheek!"--Cheddar Head "Hey, long time, no see."--Mark referring to Bob's nuts as Bob exposes them to the room "He said he's gonna pack my fudge."--Kevin |
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