F.B.I.'s 10 Most Wanted List
Please note that the real fugitives are NOT cartoons.
If you run into any of these foul fellows, contact the Federal Bureau of Investigation immediately!
If you ARE one of these guys, please don't hurt me, and report to your local FBI office to collect your reward (heh heh heh). Uh, still don't hurt me.
If you are an FBI agent, this is probably not the best website to do your investigation. In any case, none of these dudes are here. Oh, and get off of Mulder's back! He only seeks the truth! And we all know that Sculley's the real "Fox." Yowza!
If you are some sort of vigilante, or crime-fighter, you're probably a pretty lame one, if you spend all of your time on the internet. Look, I know that your mommy made you a mask and a cape, and everything, but you're out of your element! If you ever saw any of these guys, they'd probably kill you several times over before you could try out your homemade "net gun." So, get a life, and find a plausable career.
