The Revolution is at Hand!
The Grand Scheme Is in Stage:
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WELCOME! Heroes of the True Way, no longer will we be subjected to the harsh cruelty of the dexterous establishment. for nearly six millenia, they have ruled us with a clentched right fist. But their reign of tyrrany will soon end. The hour of liberation approaches! Rejoice! Let us never forget the heroes of the past, who's toil and sacrafice has given us the opportuity to survive and marshal our forces. Let us also not forget those heroes who risk their very existance in critical stages of the GRAND SCHEME: the brilliantly devised plan to overthorw our right-handed oppressors and cast away our sinster shackles. It will not be long, now. For nearly an eternity, we have waited, biding our time until the moment is ripe. Our wait will soon come to fruition!
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