Thus this page. I've hit bottom. I must now shamelessly list people I know and associate words with them for them to read. A dark day.
In no particular order:
Melissa. Hi. Look. I'm mentioning you in my web page.
(For the uneducated and uninformed she is a language major
doing grad work in a university that might've been mentioned elsewhere on this page. She used to date this tall guy we both knew at college, which leads to...
Jason. Hes cool. I guess. He like D+D. He IS the empire. Hes tall (did I mention that?). He is also psychic or something. I dunno. whatever. I just humor him by pretending to talk to him.
Tina. I have to mention her cause I suspect she might actually read this. She has a homepage which can spew words about her better than I can. But I'm not providing a link. Lazy I guess. ).She gets a thumbs up. Shes used to be in Saint Louuey. Which sort of sucked. But then she was home again. and that was good. But now shes leaving for Kentucky. tis cool.
Jolene. I also have to mention her cause she might read this (on second thought... maybe not). She has a sheep fetish. Enough said. She also used to have this thing about content. grrrr. its people like her that forced me to write big pages like this that I'll never update, so will seem painfully out of date. Thank goodness she stopped updating her page, so I can avoid having an inferiority complex
Joel. hes a little squirt I knew from elementary school. He likes strategy games, same as I. He thinks he's better. But I know better than him. (Still leading you Joel in WL3). I also hereby give credit to him for fixing a broken link on my page. Happy Joel?
Lynne. She has poor taste in men. I keep telling her to dump that loser she goes out with, and date me. If your not groaning now you don't know me. She goes to Hofstra for some program where she ends up with a fistful of degrees, an ulcer, and an ashtray. She goes in the middle cause that seemed appropriate at the time.
Lori. She spells her name differently from Laurie. which is cool. she also has some animal fetish. And she used to live with Melissa. She might also read this page
Laurie. She spells her name slightly differently. She goes to some psych school down south.No way she goes to the same school as my girlfriend. So confusing
Laura. she plays the piano.I haven't seen her since high school (oh boy that dates this entry to 1999 - now I see her every once in a while). Which hasnt stopped us from talking. She also told me that she might read my webpage. she is tall. Which leads us to...
Tanya. she is also tall. shes also an artist. shes also will probably get all the jobs in the computer industry that I would like. Graphics and such. I put her by the bottom to make up for the fact that shes taller than me. oh yeah. Shes also like one of my best friends from college. I doubt she;ll be reading this. She doesnt check my webpage (unless Lynne is there).
Ian. also a good friend from Binghamton. I'd complement him more, but he's also going to get a better job than me. hes short. and scruffy looking. He also sucks at cs. I blame his programming partner at Binghamton who dragged him down.
I should probably mention Dan now. He has a house. and a wife (hi Mindy!). Sometimes I think I'm him and I get confused. I say: "This is not my beautiful wife! This is not my beautiful house!". Which is confusing because they really have to fix the decor in their home as the previous occupants were in some mid 60's time-warp.
James. What can I say about James (who I seriously doubt will be reading this)? He's very tall. Thats why he absolutely must be mentioned last, to compensate. Ah yes. James - he's smart. He's educated. He's got a bright future in sending robots to the bottom of the ocean (where it is very dark).
I'm going to get lunch now... so I'm just going to list people who deserve mention, and associate a random word with them.
Aparna. Lunch.
Suzie. Slinky.
Neil. job.
Phil. crack.
dan. nonotme.
James. sub.
Greg. luckyducky!
Dave. doctor.
Mark. wedgie.
Jeremy. goat.
Mike. goat.
april. showers
Tom. bring
Alan. may
Matt. flowers
Todd. Time
Sandro. For
TJ. Lunch
I'll add some more later on another day I have free time. I swear. And if I forgot to mention you. whoops. my bad.