I take perverse pleasure in signing my friends guestbooks with bizzare entries (though normal compared to Steve, heh). Here are some entry snippets (ok this is weak, but I'll put up a new short story or something this weekend to make up for this):

Website: Pirate Pete's Pictures and Plundering
From: The Sea. Dargh. Yo ho ho.
Comments: I be roamin the seas seaking plunder, and I raided your many pages for booty. Darrrrh. I be back later to come back for the rest.
( from Tinas Homepage )

Website: One Hundred and One ways to Skin your Cat or your Money back
( from Tinas Homepage )

Website: Dan's Page of Optometry Knock-Knock Jokes
( from Tinas Homepage )

Website: Richie Cunningham's 10-step workout page
( from Jolenes old nycapp Homepage )

Website: Dan's page of autonomic delights
( from Jolenes old nycapp Homepage )

Comments: here is my obligatory guestbook signing. and here is the "dan" content extender (i noticed you were low) dan dan dan dan turnip dan dan dan dan dan sheep dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan irritation dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan ... heh. i think that meets the quota
( from Jolenes old nycapp Homepage )