Name ( The one your Momma gave you):
Name used on Black Planet:
Phone:
Best time to call:
Email:
Website:
City:
State:
Age:
Sex:
Female
Yes please
Highest level of education completed:
GED
high school drop out
high school diploma
vocational/technical
associates degree
bachelors degree
masters degree
MBA (a class by itself)
JD (another class by itself...)
Ph.D./Psy.D./Ed.D.
DMD/DDS/DCH
MD/DO
Occupation:
Life ambition:
How many children do you HAVE?
1
2
3
4
5 or more
I'm pregnant
I would like to adopt a child
I don't have any children
What is your reason for filling this out?
I want a new pen-pal
I'm looking for a one night stand
I'm looking for a booty call
I'm looking for a husband
I'm looking for a friend...possibly more
I want to cheat on my old man
I heard the sex was good
I'm tired of my old man and want a new one
I want to ask you out
I want to propose to you
I want a free meal ticket
I think you are cute
I'm bored
I'm homeless and need a place to stay
I'm totally desperate and in need of a date
You seem totally desperate and in need of a date
I don't know - get off my back!
Because!
When would you like to go out?
weekday lunch
Friday for happy hour
Saturday night
Sunday afternoon
sometime when I'm not hung
over
when my man is gone or in the field
when my acne clears up
I don't know. I have to check my calendar.
Never. I'm just filling this out for fun.
Leave me alone. I'm on crack.
What kind of transportation will you use?
a bucket
a small boat
a horse
a rental
a cab
a friend or relative's vehicle
a private jet
a Rolls Royce
a chauffeur-driven limo
a limo - but you're driving
an expensive Italian car
an expensive German car
a Japanese car
an American car
a Japanese car with American
parts
beat-up Yugo with no engine
a taxi with an english-speaking
driver
a taxi with a nonenglish-speaking
driver
subway - but I'll
let you sit on my lap
subway - but I want to sit on your lap
my Harley - I'll even give you a helmet!
my Harley - Screw the helmet!
the basket on my bike
a new pair of Nike's
my arms
I don't drive
we'll take yours
I can't drive - I'm on crack
What will you bring me?
cologne
candy
drama
flowers
emotional baggage/luggage
clothes
whatever you ask for
envelope full of small unmarked bills
day-old newspaper
utility bill
undecided
nothing
Other:
What will I do when I see you?
break out in a big smile
dance with joy
give you a kiss
Shake it like a Salt Shaker
Ask for some money
try to run away - but I'll catch you
give you a hug
I'll need to wear:
shorts and a muscle shirt
a tuxedo
a business suit
jeans and a t-shirt
swimming trunks
a leather outfit
nothing at all
who cares?
You'll wear:
a rented outfit
my OWN outfit
a cheap outfit
an expensive outfit
the only outfit I own
khaki's and a button down
jeans and a t-shirt
way too much polyester
a bathing suit
my sister's bathing suit
lingerie
whatever's clean
nothing at all
What will we do?
stare into each other's
eyes
laugh and laugh and laugh
wonder
what we're doing here when we could be in a cheap motel
play footsie under the table
flirt with the people
in the next booth
wonder who
picked this dive in the first place
smoke crack
What will we eat?
breakfast
lunch
dinner
one of everything on the menu
A stick of Gum from your purse
Seafood
the waitress
each other
nothing - you need to slim down anyway
I will compliment you by saying:
you have beautiful eyes
you have a pretty smile
you
have more sex appeal than Miss Piggy on the Muppets
wow, that's your real hair
Dayum, You got a big ole BUTT!!
you have beautiful teeth
I won't
After dinner we'll:
have coffee and dessert
see a movie
dance the night away
see a broadway show
walk through a park
take a moonlight cruise around Jacksonville
hang out in the back seat of my car
fly to Vegas and elope
make love
kiss the night away
hang out at my place
hang out at your place
It will end by:
making plans for another wonderful date
making me breakfast
moving in together
taking me home to meet your Mom
tearing up each other's phone number
fighting over nothing
calling the police
bonding me out of jail
getting a restraining order
Essay Portion
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Enter your thoughts bellow....Dont be scared!
Over Served!