How to become a lifetime LoSer: what it means to be associated with the League of the South.


By Gen. Ulysses S. Grant
(aka Dr. Grant)


They call themselves the League of the South (abbreviated LS) but they really are a bunch of LoSers, misfits and total failures!

Their ancestors lost the Civil War. They lost all their slaves. They lost at Getteysburg. They lost at Vicksburg. They lost the state's rights debate. They lost at just about everything they did. They lost and lost and lost. And now they think they can win by bringing the Civil War back to life, playing games and rewriting history. What LoSers!

These LoSers dress up is Civil War garb and spend their weekends refighting what they call "The War of Southern Independence." They think that if they refight this war, giving it a new revisionist name, that somehow they might change history. Again I say, "What LoSers!"

These LoSers parade around waiving rebel flags. They dress their women up in Southern Belle dresses and bonnet's. If you could see underneath those dresses they would be wearing bras with battle flags on the boobs. They dress their kids up in little young Confederate gray, with little gray hats and coats that say "Johnny Reb." They tatoos their asses with battle flags and swastikas. And they teach their kids that all black people are subhuman calling them "monkeys." Again I say, "What LoSers!"


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These LoSers try to make like they are quite serious about everything they think and believe. They try to make like God is all white and if you don't believe what they tell you that this all white God says in the Bible, then you are no better than the "monkeys." You are a carpet bagger or a scalawag. Again I say, "What LoSers!"

Some of these LoSers even have degrees. Really, they do. Some actually got beyond the third grade, can even read and write. Some made it to college and got diplomas. Some are even professors. These are the ones who started the LoSers group in the first place. They actually believe that the United States should be broken up and divided into two countries, one for the LoSers and the other for "Yankees, monkeys and Jews." Of course they don't call them Jews; they call they "kikes." Again I say, "What LoSers!"

A bunch of these LoSers packed into their pickups and drove down to Montgomery, Alabama. For many it was the first time they had ever been out of their home towns; certainly most found it frightening to actually leave their own states and cross into Alabama. The ones that were able to read road signs made it all the way to the Heart of Dixie; but by far the majority got lost in the back woods and swamps and went snipe hunting. Those that didn't get lost paraded all up and down Dexter Avenue looking for the capitol. When they finally figured out it was that big white ugly building on top of the hill, they gathered around a fountain to quench their thirst and gawk at each other. Then someone yelled "March!" and they put one foot in front of the other and paraded right up to the state capitol steps. Then one of the old farts declared themselves a new nation and everyone sang "Dixie!"

What hog wash! What LoSers! How brain dead can you get? Then they all went back home, got on the Internet, posted pictures of the rally, made bumper stickers, video tapes and asked everyone to buy, buy, buy this rebel crap or that rebel crap so they could make more rebel crap and take money that could be used on something useful and fill their own little rebel crap coffers. Again I say, "What LoSers!"

Of course some of these LoSers own AK-47 assault rifles, build pipe bombs in their garage, and dream of the day that, "The South shall rise again," and they can blow up a federal building. These aren't just LoSers, they are God damn terrorists!

In the end these LoSers will lose again. The terrible thing is that their racial hate, prejudice and so called "southern pride," is probably going to get people killed in the process. Then they won't be just LoSers, they will be murders.

If you happen to be one of these LoSers, take a look around you. Why in God's name would you want to be associated with a bunch of LoSers? Get a real life. Get a wife. Heck, do something useful with your life. All you are going to do associating yourself with a bunch of LoSers is end up being a LoSer yourself. You are just going to rot your life away, die and go to hell. And a hundred years from now your ancestors aren't going to worship you with pride. They're going to spit on your grave and buy into a new gene pool so that their babies won't turn out anything like you!

If you don't want to be a LoSer I suggest you make a major change in your life. Burn or bury your Confederate flags, your old gray uniforms and donate your Civil War relics to a museum. Then join a nonprofit corporation like the Red Cross or the Salvation Army. Or you might give some of your time to helping out at your local YMCA or volunteer through United Way to help needy people. You could even become involved with groups working to save the whale, preserve endangered species or save the rain forests. There are literally a million better causes you might serve than being a perpetual LoSer!

The South is never going to rise again, not as an independent nation. The only hope for the South is that all its citizens abandon the beliefs and ideologies which divide them and cause tension, and learn how to live and work together for the benefit of all people. When this happens the South will come to know the greatest prosperity it has ever known. If you realize this, casting down your rebel battle flag colors, and waving only the American flag, then you will be part of that great New South. Otherwise you will forever remain a LoSer and a disgrace to your race, to your children and to your ancestors!

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