First of all, this section has been pared down as well to prepare for an update. *crosses fingers* But here's an introduction for those of you who don't know me: my name is Wyatt Bulgrien. I am 24 years old. I am a May 1999 graduate of Hillsdale College in southern Michigan. My major was Christian Studies and my minor was English, with an emphasis on writing.

I am originally from a small, small town named Snover, located in Michigan's Thumb, but now I live in Mt. Morris, Michigan, near Flint.

Hobbies? Well, I like to joke around and write satire. Whether or not that makes me a humorist depends, I suppose, on your sense of humor. If you don't think I'm funny, then you're quite obviously beneath my eloquence and it is wasted upon you. Pearls before swine. I love to read... love it! That's... about it. I'm really quite boring -- although I never get bored. Funny how that works.

Aside from that, if you're that interested in learning about me, you might as well ask me yourself. My e-mail address is droidekax@hotmail.com and my AOL Instant Messenger screen name is Droideka One.