Collected information on Dr. Victor Franklyn Beckles, Jr.
"My goal is to be wealthy, get my motorcycle/pilot licenses and travel around the USA-Then the World!"
 
(It is important to note that this is all taken from his numerous websites. Nothing has been exaggerated, and any and all alterations were made for the sake of clarity. I expect to update this on a semi-regular basis until all of his websites have been properly examined.)

To do: a list of all his e-mail addresses (no, really), complete list of collage scrawlings, an sub-index collating his obsession with the father-son relationship, who the hell is Matt Gagston?

Occupations:

- ex-Navy SEAL
- black belt in unspecified martial arts
- soccer player for Augusta State University
- ordained minister of the Aiken Ward Mormon Church
- Editor-In-Chief of Ultraverse 2099
- "Famed comic book writer" who created many "upcoming" comic book characters for Marvel and DC, all of which, for some reason, are the sons of existing characters
- Manager and President of the Beckles & Son Book Exchange
- Manager at the Aiken County Museum
- computer programmer at USC-Aiken
- author of "Understanding Comics" (with Scott McCloud) and the yet-unpublished "The Shebastard"
- in the Guinness Book of World Records for having designed the most websites ever; he has designed over 40,000 internet sites to date
- fighter against social & military injustice in the U.S. Navy
- certified nurse
- full time Law school student
- owner and operator of Bug's Comics, 130 Greenville St, Aiken SC
- ex-rapper (as "The Iceman" and / or "D. Nice")
- part-time history teacher and Manager at Aiken Academy
- yes -- he's a millionaire
- journalist (writes stories for newspapers and columns for comic book magazines)
- Web Page Designer Extraordinaire (for himself. Warner Bros, and DC Comics)
- owner and operator of "THE INTERNET ADULT-COMIC/MAGAZINE DISTRIBUTION CORPORATION"
- ex-college football player
- film editor, credits include "Scream 3"
- screenwriter, credits include "The Saga of Captain America and Bucky," "Scream 3," and future sequels to "The Matrix"
- radio commentator
- post-graduate student
- Captain in the Army National Guard
- barber (excuse me while I editorialize a bit -- HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA)
- "dirtbiker"
- hiker
- thrill-seeker
- member of the New Black Panther Party
- "Unofficial Hollywood debutaunt"
- former child actor
- President of DC Comics Fan Association
- editor of the South Carolina State University newspaper and yearbook
- professional weightlifter, who was won the most benchpressing awards in the world (thanks to Matthew I.)

Memorable quotes:

- On the Scream series: "Scream 3 had it's problems taking off, thanks to writer-Kevin Williamson (bastard), who had penned the screenplays for the two previous Scream movies, but nearly messed the franchise up with unneccessary fowl languge towards men and not enough towards women in his films, which the audience crave."
- On his Rosie O'Donnell fan pages: "Dedicated to the Hottest Bitch on Primetime TV!!!"
- On the World Wide Web: "My Favorite Sites are written and edited by Dr. Victor Beckles."
- On information-age gender relations: "Now, I'm a computer programmer!!!!! Remember only women are bitches & bastards. ICE, ICE, BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
- On brushes with fame: "My Godfather was Vic Morrow!" "My Cindy Margolis, doesn't call me the "falcon"-for nothing, but I prefer to go by Carrie Ann Moss's nickname suggestion for me as "The Iceman" !!!"
- On fortitude: "Be forewarned-it may take those bastards forever to contact you-if you too want to set a Guinness Record. But don't give up-so sayth the master webdude, the everloving Iceman!!!"
- On the price of fame: "To stay elusive, I go bynumerous of aliases!" (Thanks to naile.)
- On seduction: "I just like beautiful bitches!"

Aliases:
- The Iceman (his "Official Net Nickname")
- The Falcon
- The Hawk
- The Tank
- The Man With The Master Plan
- Heyman
- Bug
- D. Nice
- The Greatest Comic Book Guru
- Mac Daddy Of 2000
- Master Of The Internet
- AQUALAD/Fm3uH
- THE ICEMAN/3v6Pv7
- Angelo Beckles (his "pen name")
- hannibalii (seems to be exclusive to blackplanet.com)
- "withabigstick"
- Larry W. Baily
- Steve Waterman
- The Unbreakable Man (from the forum)

Mysteries:

- He refers to himself interchangably as "Victor" or "Frank," but on his Green Arrow page he mentions Victor AND Frank Beckles as the "writers/editors" of the ubiquitous Ultraverse 2099.
- He mentions his son "Dameon" (aka "KidIce") repeatedly, but only once does he mention a son named "Nicholas." Both his wife, "Taria," and his son, "Dameon," are represented throughout his webpages by hand-labeled photographs apparently cut out of magazines. And at this site, he states in huge, eye-searing letters: "Victoria is the name of my wife."
- On some of his mind-bending collages, Victor has scrawled phone numbers, seemingly at random. Three of them have been confirmed as belonging to Fredericks of Hollywood, General Mills' "Boxtops for Education" hotline, and Marvel Comics' New York office. (Thanks to naile and Maldo at the forum.)
- Who is the "Franklyn V. Beckles" that serves as the director of Aiken Academy? His listed address shows up several times in the ICEMAN'S collages as the location of "Bug's Comics." Perhaps the ICEMAN is trying to assume his father's identity...? (Thanks to Andrew for this one.)
- On one page, he takes credit for the screenplay and film editing of "Scream 3." On another page, he firmly avows that it "SUCKS!" Likewise, his "Masked Green Avengers" homepage is said to be only for the perusal of "true Green Arrow fans," but on the DC Comics message boards, he insists that -- you guessed it -- Green Arrow "SUCKS!"
- In the space of less than two paragraphs, he says that he was a famous child actor and then turns around and says that his only screen credit is being selected as a contestant "on hit Game show 'Bootcamp'."
- He lists "Twilight Zone: The Movie" as one of his favorite films, despite the fact that his godfather, Vic Morrow, was messily decapitated by a helicopter during filming.