Drew McWeeny is a pussy

Hi, my name is Drew McWeeny, and I'm a fat little pussy with no sense of humor.

I want to write big Hollywood movies, because that would be really cool, just like the website I write for, Aint-It-Cool-News.com! Unfortunately, I don't have any talent, and those big meanies at The-Scorched-Planet.com read one of my scripts and made fun of me for it.

Here's a link to the script:

Pavlov's Dogs

Their just jealus and wish they could write as good as me.