HELLKO FAGGORTS!!!11  congratULATIONS FOR BEING HAX0RED AND PWNED MADLY BY THE ELEAT JEPHQUE!!  IN WHAT MOUNTS TO BE A INCONTRAVERTABLE CLAMMITY LAST WENDSDAY, JEFF K. WAS HIT BY ONE OR TWOS LASER BEAMS BY A STUPID FAT FAGGET NAMED JERRY (AKA "FAGGET!!!11^ AKA FAT SPARKLY FAGGETBEAR!!") SO I WILL BE FILLINTG FOR HIM WHILE THE WORMS MAKE BACON AND SAUSASGES FROM HIS ENTAILS!!  I SHALL INDUCE MYSELFF TO YUO FIEN GENTELFAGGETS AND LADYFAGGOTS NOW AND TELL YOU WITH ALL APLUMBS THAT I AM THE ONE AND ONLY JEPHQUE, BACK TO LOOMIFY YOUR VARY VARY DIM WITS!! WITH MY WORDS OF SOFISTICATUION!  AND WIT!  I AM NUMBER ONE AND I CAN SEE THAT YUO ARE TEH POOP ON MY SOCKS SO LISTEN UP AND LISTEN HARDLY MY DANDY MAN OR ELSE YOU MGIHT LA3ERN A THIGN OR TOO!!!#.   AS YOU CAN TELL BYT HE EMANCIPATION OF MY NAME I AM FROLM THE LAND OF FRANCE SO MY ENGLISH IS SECOND TO NONE!  LONG LIKVE THE QYUEEN!!!  POPPYSCOTH AND CHEERIO  PUYT A PIPE IN ME LORRIE AND HOP IN A DITHC!!   I WILL USE MY ADVANCED FRANCELANDISH BRAIN CELLS AND SUPAR-POWERS AND DISTINGWISH THAT YOU ARE A  

FAGGOT!!!!!1

WITH THAT SETTLE DAND BRUMPED UNDER THE RUGS WE ARE MNOVING ON TO BIGGAR AND BET6TAR THINGS LIKE THE INCONSTAMBALE FACT THAT YOU ARE A FAGGOT.  YOU ALSO HAVE TWO THINGS IN COMMON WITH JERRY:  YOU ARE A FAGGOTT!!2111  YOU ARE A PACK OF SLOVENLY SLOBBERGOATS AND ARE VARY VARY FORTUNEFUL THAT I HAVE RUN OUT OF ROOMS ON TEH COMPUTAR WINDOWSCREEN (VERSION 98)!! A DN WILL NO LONGER BE ABLE TO WRITE THESE WORDS OF AMAZINGFULLNESS FOR YOU TO ENJOYS!!!  BUT LOOK FOREWARD TO ME SPEEKING

urgent UPDATE!!!111#$P>S>  CLICK HEER FOR PITCHERS OF WARBABES FONDLING HER OWN BRESTS ON INTERWEBCAM!!  NO WAIT>  CLICK HEER.