dougzone

dougzone: So, the secrets of Fatima are not real?

VM: You got that right, dumb ass!  Why would anyone in their right mind believe three kids about seeing a ghost in a field?  As for the secrets, I have an immaculate heart?  Have you ever seen a heart?  Have you seen my apartment. Neither of them is very immaculate and as for the one about Russia? Christ, oops!  The revolution was in all the papers, no wonder they chose that one!  I think Pope what’s-his-name just made up that last one so that he could get on with running his business, if you know what I mean!

dougzone: One more question, Mary.  Why the muffin?

VM:  I wanted to come to Tim’s because I hear that they make the best god damn coffee.

dougzone: Thank you Virgin Mary.

VM: Oh, cut the crap and dunk me!

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