I just took the stairs 8 floors down to smoke. It got kind of scary around the "secret" 2nd floor. The stair pattern changed. When you're flinging yourself down and suddenly there is a longer landing. It is confusing. I nearly tripped and rolled the rest of the way down. No one would have found me. No one ever takes the stairs. Of course I took the elevator back up.

Ok so it was really only one thought. And not even an interesting one. I lied. I am a boring liar.