Biography
Dr. Abortion
aka: Dr. James T. Babicila, MD

BACKSTORY:

Dr. Abortion is, you guessed it, a doctor that commits abortions. Yep. Dr. A attended Johns Hopkins in Baltimore, Maryland. There he met two life-long “friends” and midgets, Jermain J. Roe and Stanley J. Wade (they attended Hopkins for the school of Midget Studies - that exists, honest). He also met his life-long love the ravenous control-freak bitch, Ms. Contraceptive. Dr. A graduated by getting one point over a failing grade average. Because he wasn’t that good at saving lives, he decided it would be easier just to take them.

Dr. Abortion set up a Free Clinic in Washington, D.C., where he performed his namesake. He worked along side Ms. Contraceptive, who was a nurse, and learned to love “killin’ babies,” as he affectionately called it. As a doctor he prescribed himself a lot of drugs semi-legally, and got all buffed up on ‘roids. Because he was so strong, someone suggested he should become a slammer. It was the hot new thing back in 1999, plus it… uh… paid more or something. Yeah, that’s the explanation. Excelling at difficult techniques in his training, he was noticed by several Indy federations. That’s a lie too, but don’t ruin the magic for the kids. By the way, tell those kids to stay away from Dr. A for their own good.

His in-ring skills made him a submission specialist. Inflicting pain seemed a logical progression from his former line of work. Besides, what do you think he’s gonna do – be a high flyer? Do he look like a Mexican to you? Through hard work, Dr. A earned a slot in the iUIWA. Not actually. He was hired because his girlfriend was hot and they wanted to put her on TV.

iUIWA:

James Babicila first started calling himself “Dr. Abortion” here in the iUIWA for cheap, cheap heat (the best kind of heat there is). He came in a period of chaos, in which commissioner Shua had been booted. Dr. A slipped in before a new commish was appointed. Had there have been a real commish there at the time, he probably would have been booted out for his name and gimmick -- but by the time the replacement commish Swampking arrived, the Doc was firmly imbedded in the fed. Ms. C stayed by her man as his loyal valet, and started to attract fans to that shabby little fed which Dr. A was better than. He premiered October. 20, 1999, and in his first promo in front of the fans he wheeled down a stretcher with a mannequin and simulated an abortion. Immediately he was the top heel. “The writers” quickly put Ms. C in a relationship with the Australian, Bunyip. Those bastards! By coincidence, it just so happens that Dr. Abortion hates Australians because Ms. C had a banged one in college, that slut. But then again, Dr. A hates all foreigners… not just dirty, dingo-loving, boomerang-throwing, koala-humping, Fosters-drinking, eucalyptus-munching, Croc-Hunting, Aborigine douchebags.

The Doc from DC continued his quick rise to the top, also messing around with Triple C, Vicegrip, Mystikal, Superstar, and some other guys that he was better than. When Fati revealed that Bunyip and Ms. C were still having a thing, Dr. A was furious. He beat the living hell out of Ms. C and sent her to a battered woman’s shelter for quite a while. Dr. A always goes for politically correct angles. Dr. A’s old college buddies, the midgets Roe & Wade, bailed him out of jail for the spousal abuse. Which is funny because they were not married. In just over two months, Dr. A received the word from Swampking that he was being promoted to the CRF.

CRF:

When Dr. A came to the CRF, it was a once great fed now fading to obscurity. Could Dr. Abortion come and turn things around? Nope… nothing could save this sinking ship (the Doc has a pattern of being in sinking ship feds). Dr. A was quickly given a shot at the Intercontinental Championship, which he won immediately. A month of dominance in the rankings was followed by an immediate drop to rankings mediocrity. That really blew for him. Not all was bad though, as Dr. A found a feud to his liking with Pestilence and a woman to his liking with Pesty’s girlfriend, Sarah. She was no Ms. C though, and Sarah had barely any interest in Dr. A, though eventually she used him to get back at Pestilence when they were having relationship problems. Oh, Pesty is insane and has dual personalities, by the way. Any-who, Ms. Contraceptive eventually made her return to reveal that she was no innocent, sweet woman at all. In fact, she was the mastermind that was pulling all Dr. A’s strings. She manipulated him and controlled him. She held out distribution of the sweet, sweet lovin’ until he did her bidding. Dr. Abortion was merely a pussywhipped puppet who wasn’t getting any. Without her at all times in his career, Dr. A felt lost. The whole spousal abuse thing was just a work scripted by Ms. C herself to get Dr. A over as a heel and up to the Majors. So why is she such a dominating character? Mainly to try to get damn untalented slammers stop taking her and running stupid “I steal your female valet and she loves me now” angles. Bitches.

The CRF was monopolistically controlled by a small few, who were absolutely dominant. A small group in Fubar swerved away and formed the new Battery Barn. Soon came Catwoman and Jebidiah to join Vulcan Raven and Vader. Maybe someone else too, I forget. To say that they ran the fed is an understatement, especially since their percentage in the standings was 20% higher than everyone else’s. *cough* MOVESLIST *cough* Despite their shared evilness, Dr. A didn’t get along with them at all. Vulcan Raven told him he was from “Stuman St. College.” But I’m from Hopkins though, remember? After starting a blatant OOC feud with them, Dr. A was stopped by the commish. Can’t see why; some people will never understand the joys of wondrous OOC hatred.

Yet soon after, Dr. A started to understand Vulcan Raven, Vader, Jeb & Catwoman… he understood why they had so much power and why everyone hated them. Despite being in the CRF, Dr. A was still just a few months into slamming and had a rookie mentality biased against the “arrogant vets” who thought they were better. Something “clicked” for Dr. A. He started to realize how the Cyberslam power system worked, and became a better slammer himself. Anyway, despite all that the fed still sucked and they left and became the Covenant, blah, blah, tale over. Oh yeah - Vulcan Raven beat Nakedman in BRB 13.

Within a few months, there was no one in the CRF that was as good as Dr. A. Pestilence was a multi-talented pro on the doc’s level, but personal problems left him unable to show up to the CRF Arena regularly. Triple C was a respectable man , there were others too. Vicegrip… har har har… Sorry about that. The Doc also got into a feud with Carnage, a long-time CRF slammer. It’s clear that since I murdered unborn children just for the fun of it that was* the most evil man in CSlam. However, Carnage wanted to be a Dr. A caliber heel too… so he challenged me to a “Most Evil Man in Cyberslam” match. I won. Twice. The second time had a “Carnage leaves CRF” stipulation if he lost. Sorry Carnage… sorry that I’m better than you. He gets the last laugh though, because in that match, Dr. A got stabbed in the nuts and was made impotent. Don’t remind Dr. A though. Oh, and if you’re asking about that two-bit hack PROTOTYPE and his claim on being the most evil… well… damn. You got me. We’ll get to that below. (PS: Dr. A, around this time, also appeared non-canon in BRB12, in a Prototype rewrite. But since Proto’s rewrite lost, it didn’t officially happen).

Dr. A always kissed the commish’s butt to get favors and title shots… but soon the relationship deteriorated. Hrmm… I wonder why. But CRF commish Kronus couldn’t fire Dr. Abortion, because he was the man: Dr. A was the only reason the CRF wasn’t just renamed the iCRF and flushed down the toilet. There was so little competition in the fed, that the Doc’s valets Roe and Wade actually got booked in matches and won the Intercontinental Title. They also converted to Islam and became Roe and Wade X. Aujam stole that from me. Really. The most active, the most talented - the doc was the UNDEFEATED CHAMPION of the fed’s Role-playing Belt, the Enforcer Title. He finally dropped the title to Pestilence in what was thought to be a gesture of good will (technically he had Orion Pax drop it), much to the surprise of others. In actuality, the good will was merely a setup for his “death.”

In June of 2000, things started to look like they were falling apart for the great Dr. A, what with his drug problem and all. His focus on the game became blurred, his good friend Wade was killed by the Nation of Islam, and the Doc was never the same gregarious, outgoing baby butcher that he once was. The Executor of Wade’s will, a “Mr. Kastronis,” summoned Dr. A down to South America, as Dr. A learned he was to get Wade’s inheritance – which was the fortune of Wade’s evil Peruvian Druglord father, Juan Aleman de Wade. But on the trip down to bury Wade at a family plot and collect a fortune, the lovely Ms. Contraceptive died in a horrible car crash, then Roe was eaten alive in the Andes mountains by Dr. A, who was hungry. Dr. A would never get the fortune, as it became evident that these tragic events were occurring because Mr. Kastronis was trying to get the inheritance for himself. Dr. A survived and returned home with nothing, nothing but an intense depression and drug addiction. He overdosed and passed away June 29, 2000. Aww… terrible story, sad huh? Makes you want to cry? Too bad, he died.

Or did he?

THE PLOT:

It was all a lie. Roe, Wade, Dr. Abortion and Ms. Contraceptive – they faked their deaths. But why? WHY?! Well, for one… Dr. A needed to be released from his CRF contract to escape his enemy, Kronus. But if this was the only reason, why didn’t the doc come back when Kronus left? Or why didn’t he come back when the CRF and CSlam went belly-up, and it was clear that all of his contractual liabilities were gone? The answers to these questions are: he was lazy.

WRASSLE, THE SHOW:

Dr. Abortion made his return to the world in October of 2001. He showed up for about a day in the NHE, and made himself known – though he had no intention on staying. The fed sucked and Dr. A grabbed a sweet Bez contract to the SHOW, then a National Fed. Dr. Abortion made a groundbreaking change in character (when I decided that I needed to do more than just play with my NPCs). Previously – he had never tagged with anyone before or allied himself at all. But Dr. Abortion’s return debut coincided with a strange alliance with former CGW star Whitelight. The team of Whitey and Dr. A, “Illuminating Third Trimester Abortion” (I3TA) became a formidable factor, [blah blah blah, how great I am]. Quickly Dr. Abortion got into the mix with characters like Canadian Kid, Mystery Man X, Evo, Killall, Chevalier, Maximum Michael Gold, Benny Blair, Baby Bubba, S(a)tan, OFM, The Return (Holcombe) and a whole mess load of others. The short-lived stable OVER (Return-Dowsetropos-Evo) caused quite a commotion, but Dr. A still beat Return for the Skullcrusher title (Dr. A hates Return, Holcombe) and I3TA became the Tag Champions.

Dr. Abortion was an angrier, more serious Dr. A than he had been before. He had to prove that he wasn’t a goofy loser, you know, like that moron Nakedman. While hating Return, Dr. A found some time to hate Chevalier too. No heat existed between Dr. A and Chevy, other than an early incident where I3TA attacked and drugged Chevy’s Knight team, until Dr. Abortion started openly attacking Chevalier’s French Embassy. In a Dedication Title match, Dr. Abortion beat Chevalier, forced the French Embassy out and won the Dedication Title. This event led Dr. Abortion to hold the Dedication, Skullcrusher and Tag Titles all at the same time. As the 3-Title Champ (one title for each shoulder), the doc had a lot of glistening gold that sparkled and needed to be polished. Whitelight held the Transcon and other Tag Title, while Whitelight’s friend Helen Keller (who Dr. A hates) held another. The trio held all but one of the fed’s titles at once.

In the meantime, SHOW had fallen from National Status *cough* SNSvictorypredetermined *cough* and the fed was in a slow state of decay, much like the CRF. Desiring his own manservant and short a shoulder, the Triple-Champ hired Baby Bubba as his Dedication Title-Carrying Lackey. The goofy, silly Bubba was a contrast to the doc’s more serious nature. In a dramatic rematch against Chevalier, Dr. Abortion retained the Dedication Title… yet the fed’s major (STAR HEAT – capitalized for who knows why) title remained illusive. As Chevalier jumped ships, Dr. Abortion became one of the big contenders for the STAR HEAT Title. But jealousy and anger led to the break-up of I3TA and the separation of the doc and Baby Bubba. Dr. A brought his old midget buddies Roe and Wade back full time as assistants, and feuded with Nature Boy and Mystery Man X, who had their own set of midgets.

Bitterly angry, Whitey and Dr. A feuded – jealous of one another’s success in circumstances. The two would fight in a match that gave Dr. Abortion the STAR HEAT Title. During this period, the doc had a string of failed attempts to find a new lackey/ally. A failed attempt to align himself with the wacky Stormfire and his failing relationship with Ms. C led him to associate with no one else but his midgets. His relationship with Ms. Contraceptive deteriorated when it was revealed that she was PREGNANT! Rumors spread about who the father could have been… the common rumor being that it was Whitelight. Around this time, Dr. A also decided to take a shot at winning the Bar Room Brawl, but found only defeat in the first round and those ambitions were dashed. Dr. A tried to form a tag team with a new-comer named Lynx, who didn’t understand that Dr. A was using him and mocking him instead of being a legitimate ally. Yet things fell apart in the SHOW, commissioner Bez and the majority of talent decided to leave. Dr. Abortion decided he’d follow the pack and leave as well, taking the Dedication and STAR HEAT titles with him to the HCW, never defeated.

HCW:

Dr. Abortion’s time in the HCW would be short-lived, but notable for a few reasons. The HCW at that time was being commished by Madhatter, who referred to the fed as “Hatter’s Championship Wrestling.” Dr. A, being the ego-trip he is, decided that if any one name would dominate this fed – it would be himself. However, Dr. Abortion decided needed an ally to speed the process of domination up, and was fortunate to find another CSlam veteran in the HCW – Terragon. Terragon was a famous CSlam name, but the two had never met before until now. Both being knowledgeable vets – Dr. A and Terragon knew how these giant star alliances always worked out. One of them would have to prove themselves the bigger name, and swerve the other one. Openly admitting this fact, Dr. A and Terragon decided to name their Tag Team the “Swerve-Soons,” indicating that in a period of time very soon – one of them would swerve the other. In actuality, this didn’t happen as Terragon faded into inactivity. Dissatisfied with the HCW as much as he was with the later months of the SHOW, Dr. A decided that his talent was wasted at the regional level. Dr. A was going to move up – to the NGPW, the very same fed that under the name of “SNS” had caused the SHOW to be demoted from national status.

NGPW & EVIL VS. EVIL:

Dr. A’s appearance in the NGPW allowed him to be re-united with several figures from his past. Most notable of which to start off with was Carnage – the very man Dr. Abortion banished from the CRF two years previously. As if no time had passed at all, Dr. A set out to once again destroy the career of the man that dared challenge his evil authority. Dr. A split victories and losses with Carnage, and never was able to achieve the same dominance he had months prior in the SHOW. This was partly due to Dr. A’s growing laziness. Two of Dr. Abortion’s favorite sins – wrath and sloth – were competing with each other. His wrath (his hatred, rage, fury and want to destroy others) had to face off against his sloth (his love of sitting on his ass, doing nothing, and sending Roe and Wade out to fight for him). Sloth clearly started to win, and Dr. A started to put on some weight. To get himself back into shape, Dr. A started up on a “Stacker 2 and Steroid Pills” diet. Among the other things that Dr. A did in his time in NGPW was have a midget battle between his midgets and two midgets Barrister had, and participate in an abortive (har) plot in which he kidnapped a baby for evil purposes. What his plan would have been went unknown, as the baby was rescued and Dr. A disappeared from the fed around Memorial Day. Obviously his laziness had proven the victor – at least for now. But Dr. A would return.

In the summer of 2002, just a short time after his last appearance in the NGPW, rumors were being spread of matches that would be held at Wrassle[dot]Net’s inaugural “Wrasslepalooza,” which would be Wrassle’s yearly major PPV which held the best of the best matches, including giant feuds and cross-fed angles. A long standing debate throughout Cyberslam and Wrassle was whether Dr. Abortion or Prototype was actually the most evil man alive. The question could go unanswered no longer, as both men had claimed the title for themselves. Dr. A came out of his semi-retirement for the Evil vs. Evil match. Though the event was to take place in the TSOB Arena in Canada, Dr. A still returned to the NGPW in Japan for the entire month of July to have a fed to claim as his own. He didn’t really do anything in the NGPW, but set it up as a base of operations to prepare.

In “Evil vs. Evil,” Dr. A took on Proto in a 5-Event Battle. The event was supposed to merely be just another one of the many Wrasslepalooza matches – but quickly outshined the other events and is often thought of as the Main Event (even though a Storm vs. Angel Hunter match to Unify the Cyberslam Ultimate Title with the Wrassle TSOB Title and a Hell in the Cell Match Between Lars and Maverick were booked higher). The 5 Events were:

July 12th-13th. Evil vs Evil Match
Doctor Abortion vs Prototype. This is a pentathlon event.

First off, they will wrassle 5 vs 5 (Event 1).
Then they will play a game of Literati (Event 2).
They will be judged on their rolling RP of the match and Literati game (Event 3).
Then they will have a Rap Off (Event 4).
The fifth event, if needed, will be a short notice rewrite match. I will provide the stips for the match and each man has 3 days to send their rewrite to me. The best rewrite wins.

The winner will be declared “the Most Evil Man in Wrassle[dot]Net for ALL TIME”. The loser must place “[Dr. Abortion/Prototype] is Eviler than me” as his wrassler nickname. In addition, the loser must never refer to himself as the “Most Evil Man”, or any synonym of that title, ever again. The winner also gets 5 wrassle bucks, so he can buy a wrassle-dog at the baseball stadium of his choice.

The next day, Dr. A got word from an agent of his – master of disguise Mr. Kastronis (the very same person who Dr. A got to play the roll of the executor of Wade’s will in his faked death) - that Ms. Contraceptive was going into labor and was conveniently also in the same city. By this time, Dr. A knew that Whitelight couldn’t have been the father of the child because, counting backwards 9 months, Ms. C must have gotten pregnant before Whitelight arrived in the SHOW. With Dr. A’s entire world based around killing babies – he refused to allow his own former girlfriend and valet to actually have one, and set off to make sure the baby was never born. Prototype, still angry at his earlier loss – gave chase. But they all arrived at the hospital too late, as Ms. C gave birth to a healthy, but surprisingly half-black, baby. Dr. A angrily looked at Roe and Wade, knowing that one of them obviously was the guilty party.

Roe, Wade and Lil’ Proto all fled – with Proto angry over Lil’ Proto’s betrayal in the match and Dr. A angry that one of them impregnated Ms. C. The midgets formed an alliance and tried to get as far away as possible, driving far off into the Canadian wilderness. This forced Dr. A and Proto to form an alliance themselves, to track down their tiny treacherous valets. With the help of Proto’s terrorist contact, Muhammad (who Proto then ran over, because he’s evil), Dr. A and Proto were able to use the midget’s cell phone signal to track them down. They found them, along with the newborn baby who was “revealed” to be Wade’s child (because when the two midgets did Ms. C, Roe always had frontside while Wade did backside). In a struggle, Proto and Lil’ Proto reconciled and the baby was tossed in a river and drifted away. With the baby gone, Roe and Wade submitted and rejoined Dr. A as his reluctant lackeys. The baby was found in the river by a remote tribe of Native Americans in the Canadian Wilderness, where it can be assumed it is still being raised this day.

When all was said and done, despite Dr. A’s match victory, Prototype was declared winner of the over-all 5 Event Evil vs. Evil battle. Dejected, Dr. A returned to the NGPW distraught. But two Abortion clinic bombers showed up with a plan to kill Dr. A. They were actually Roe and Wade, who were still angry with the Doc and wanted to get rid of him once and for all for killing Wade and Ms. C’s son (nobody knew he survived). But then the Canadian Doctor who delivered the baby showed up and revealed that Wade actually FAILED the paternity test, so the child wasn’t his after all. Dr. A tried to think back at any other possible father candidates there could be, and when SPX walked by – he remembered that SPX was, in fact, in the SHOW at the time Ms. C would have had to have gotten pregnant. Angrily, Dr. A charged after SPX – but ended up getting shot. Dr. A was not seen or heard from after the incident, so it was assumed he had died (again).

A NEW FACE? ... RETOOLED IN THE CWA:

In 2004, almost 2 years later, Dr. Abortion returned. Only he was barely recognizable as the man he once was. Obviously he was not dead – but he was not the same either. Dr. A’s huge body size had been deflated, and somehow his face changed to look less like Scott Steiner and more like Christian Cage. The explained reason for the size change was Dr. A had finally in the past years cured himself of his drug addiction, and was no longer taking steroids. No explanation for the face change was offered though (those kind of things just happen in eFeds and nobody questions it). Curiously enough, Dr. A was now without the valets who he has always been known to associate with. Dr. A declared that Roe and Wade were now dead (no explanation was given as to how), and Ms. C had gone off to become a pornstar.

Dr. A, in his new “retooled” form, showed up in the CWA to attempt to cause havoc and reclaim his old glory. He managed to capture the CWA Primetime Championship, but didn’t get any further. Dr. A was never actually given a locker room in the fed, so he instead set up shop in the hallways and sometimes tried to throw his stuff into other people’s rooms to take them over. Without his old valets as accomplices, Dr. A looks for new cohorts. He “befriended” Roboman, who was a transforming robot who could turn himself into a coffee machine, but that’s about it. Dr. A also tried to ally with Odd Jibbity Job, but OJJ was taken away and inserted into a special month-long “Big Brother” reality show parody and had no contact with people not in that event. Frustrated at his lack of immediate success, Dr. A quickly gave up on his comeback.

5TH ANNIVERSARY:

Around the 5th anniversary of his debut in Cyberslam, Dr. Abortion (along with a large cast of other characters including Orion Pax, Nakedman, Dark Jedi, Count Justice, Alvarado, Toaster, Charon and Jailbait) was kidnapped by the evil Mad Scientist, Arsenic, who wanted to use them all as guinea pigs in an experiment of DNA combination where he would transform two human beings into one. In this plot, Dr. Abortion was merged with Jailbait – and became “Dr. Jbortion” - a cute, adorable underage child who hates children, sexfiend slut doctor who paradoxically never has sex. Fortunately soon after the two were separated again, and Dr. A escaped the madness (though Dr. Jbortion would make a non-official-storyline joke comeback the following month to mess around with Super Dave in a regional).

UWF:

Dr. A again disappeared until the next year, when in November 2005 he showed up in the UWF. He was back to being the same retooled, more slender character that he had been in his CWA return the previous year. However, his character was even more different from his original personality than it had been before. For one, this was not a willing comeback by Dr. A. The Doc’s accountant informed him that he was in severe amounts of debt from several lawsuits and his past drug habit. Dr. A had to find a source of income and reluctantly went back to Wrassle. Dr. A wasn’t by himself in this return though – at least not in his own head. Now Dr. A was batshit crazy and “imagined” hot Hollywood starlets around him at all times, constantly demanding sex from him (however, the starlets are often able to be seen and interact with other people, making their actual status as imaginary debatable).

In the UWF, Dr. A took over the fed’s medical facilities by kicking out the fed doctor and declaring himself in charge of the fed. He teamed up with a guy named Beowulf to intimidate and mock all the “stars” of the fed and proclaim his own greatness. One of Dr. A’s first schemes was to start injecting people with a new virus he created called SUPERAIDS (allcaps), and he injected it into Pikachu when Pika and various others were in the fed for a traveling “Great Race” Wrassle Event. He also managed to find various other ways to severely maim/kill Pika, including having basketball star Mike Sweetney skullfuck him. Around this time, Beowulf took on magical powers and became God-like. Dr. A and Beowulf got involved in zany adventures from this fact, including spending a whole lot of time in a Chuck E Cheese. After Eddie Guerrero’s death and a slew of boring, lame, wussy, crybaby tribute shows – Dr. Abortion and Beowulf stole Eddie’s corpse, where Dr. A transformed it into a delicious food called “Soylent Eddie” to feed to the rest of the UWF personalities. Towards the end of the month, a girl named “Dot Com” showed up, who was a nerdy ugly chick who fixed computers. Dr. A took it upon himself to make a bet with Colonel Pickering that he could transform this nerdy girl into a slutty whore. If he could pass off Dot Com as a hot-ass pornstar at the AVN Awards Show – then he’d win the bet. But Dr. A quickly became bored with the fed, never finished his whoring-up masterplan, and at the turn of the next month made his escape to the NGPW.

NGPW AGAIN:

Upon his return to fed which hosted him for the Evil vs. Evil match, Dr. A revealed himself to have recently taken over as the Prime Minister of Canada! The explanation was that he thought up of the gimmick as a great way to get heat in CWA, but couldn’t land a contract there and was too lazy to change the plot he thought so hard of, even though it was not topical and made no sense. The added bonus – being Prime Minister gave him diplomatic immunity, and he could do whatever he wanted. Dr. A repeated his UWF deeds by stealing the NGPW medical center and taking over as the fed doctor. He continued to be insane and imagined more startlets following him around, notable Chalize Theron (who was later replaced by Hilary Muff). In this fed, Dr. A is re-united with other old time stars including Chevalier, Hairy and Storm. But Dr. A’s closest ally became a person named The Phenom. Attempting to re-capture the old days of glory with Baby Bubba, Dr. A announced that Phenom would be his new Dedication Title Carrying Lackey (though he was also reffered to as “manbitch”). Phenom took Dr. A’s abuse for a while, but eventually wouldn’t have any more of it and left the doc.

After it was announced that Wrassle would be contracting in early 2006, and one of the Nationals would be demoted to regional status, Dr. A swore that he would make it so that the NGPW fell. He compared himself to a fed-killing cancer, taking credit for the fall of other feds he was in such as the CRF and SHOW. He spent the month attempting to sabotage the fed in various ways, but never succeeded. He fell deeper and deeper into his insanity and now believed himself to be Emperor of Japan as well, and declated himself "EMPEROR OF JAPADA (A merge of Japan and Canada). After the retirement of the NGPW commissioner, he also declared himself commissioner and tried to book cards and run the fed. He even had the NGPW Arena in Tokyo redesigned to his liking (a giant maze with dangerous animals). His plan to destroy the NGPW failed, and the CWA was demoted instead.

By this time he was now teaming up with Homeless J to cause havoc and insanity. Chevalier was very dissapointed in the goofy, insane Dr. A and wished to have the old, more serious competator back. He tried to find ways to cure Dr. A's insanity, but kept failing. It eventually came to be believed that Dr. A’s growing madness was actually brought on from the syphilis he contracted from Prototype’s lollypop years ago. Though nowadays syphilis is a curable disease in its early stages (hence why everyone who was in Wrassle at the time don’t still have it as Proto said they did), the doc was apparently allergic to Penicilin, syphilis’s primary treatment. It was therefore assumed that, after failed treatments, Dr. A developed late-stage neurosyphilis which caused dementia. Although usually neurosyphilis would take many more years to develop, Prototype’s special batch (created by terrorist weapons production facilities in Libya) was extra-potent. Chevalier failed and failed again in his attempts to find a cure for his old foe... and then made a startling discovery - Dr. Abortion DIDN'T ACTUALLY HAVE SYPHILIS! The reason for the craziness was therefore now totally without explanation.

The Doc stuck around in NGPW through February of 2006, serving as the fed's BRB rep that month. Whilst trying to solve a BRB murder mystery, he was continually haunted by some mysterious and somewhat familiar-looking stranger. In the first round of the BRB, the stranger appeared as a policeman. In the second round, he was a mysterious man found hidden in the Conservatory. The doc was never able to figure out who it was, as he was eliminated from the BRB following the second round. Not long after, the Doc called it quits again for a short while, before appearing in the UCE in July.

UCE, AND REVELATIONS:

UCE's Nakedman was returning from a trip at the beginning of July 2006 when he felt a sudden bad feeling in his stomach - only for Dr. Abortion to burst out of it (without explanation) and take over Dr. A's spot on the roster. This teamed the Doc from DC up with the Army of Darkness once again (as he had done for a short time in the NGPW), notably with Holy Evil, Killall (who he created the team of "Killall Babies" with), and Radical Ryan. His first month in the federation was mainly spent goofing off, and being semi-active. He nominally competed with others such as Hardcore K and Holy Evil to become the UCE's "President" (a fictional title made up by HCK to promote himself). For a large chunk of time, he vanished - being taken away by some unknown kidnapper who smuggled him to Singapore and vowed to prove to the world that he was "a fake." The Doc returned though, and won July's BMF, allowing him creative control over one Monday Mindwarp in August.

But August would be a month of giant developments for the doc, as his kidnapper from last month revealed himself as the same person who had haunted him in the BRB in February. In his unmasking, he also revealed himself to be... DR. ABORTION! That's right, the Scott Steiner-looking man said that he was the original Dr. Abortion, and that the man who had been calling himself Dr. Abortion since the 2004 retooling was an IMPOSTER! The two battled it out all month to try to prove which Dr. A was the real and which was the fake in what can be called the awesome identity crisis saga. Roe and Wade even showed up, and allied with the Cage-Doc (proving them to not actually be dead as Dr. A had earlier claimed). Meanwhile, Dr. A (and the whole AoD for that matter, which now tacitly also included Jack Knife who was secretly "observing" the AoD) were being continually annoyed by Juan Shan, who always hung out and bothered them. The Cage Dr. A swerved the AoD and joined up with Juan Shan to form the team of "AborShan." At the month's PPV, the two Dr. As had an epic "Debate" moderated by Killall (which really turned out to be just a fight) to prove who was the real Doc. Evidence for and against each doc had piled up over the month, but Dr. A's former valet and girlfiend, Ms. Contraceptive, showed up and revealed the final truth. She revealed that the man who looked like and acted like the original Dr. A - was indeed the original Dr. Abortion, and that the Christian Cage-looking new doc was an insane man she had found. When the "original" Dr. A was shot in NGPW after the Evil vs. Evil match, after his recovery he decided to remain in Asia and live as a pariah for many years. He didn't even know that a "New" Dr. A had debuted in 2004, claiming to be the same man. But the most startling news came next as Ms. C noted that all along it had actually been here that created the Dr. A character and carried him to success... and it was actually her that owned the rights to the Dr. Abortion name, character, gimmick, supporting characters, merchandise, and everything. She officially handed it over to the new Dr. Abortion in order to get back at Dr. A "killing her baby" at Evil vs. Evil. The original Dr. A, therefore lost all claim to the title and became merely "James Babicila." As the UCE contract was for Dr. A... not James Babicila... James was tossed out of the arena - never to be seen again or allowed anywhere in Wrassle - with the new Dr. Abortion taking his place officially and for good! Having ownership of all the character rights allowed the new Dr. A to give the boot to Roe and Wade yet again, officially ending their characters.

With the "Two Doctors" saga over and settled, Dr. A set forward to continue his career. He and Juan Shan got back to business and decided to try to destroy their enemies - the AoD - from within, by throwing a coup and taking over the stable during the month of Stable Wars. Holy Evil was under the impression that this was an in-character plot device, meant merely to build up the number of people in the AoD to give a better chance at Stable Wars victory. In actual fact, Holy didn't learn his lesson from the month before and was swerved again - with Dr. Abortion formally destroying the AoD forever in the middle of the Stable Wars 4-Man RP Event, selling off its remaining assets to become a part of UCE's Blumpkins... and giving the name of the stable itself to the AoD's arch nemesis and leader of the Council of AoD Villains - Bruce Campbell, who has for years been trying to destroy the stable for what he felt was the unliscened use of his movie's name. With the AoD destroyed and humilated, Holy Evil committed suicide and the AoD was DQed from Stable Wars for no longer existing. Dr. A returned to the UCE, and went on a power rampage... boasting his destruction of the 7-year old Stable and claiming to be UCE's Lt. Commissioner, and later... delclaring himself to have replaced Dr. Kiebler himself as the Commish.

Where Dr. Abortion goes from herein remains a question to be seen by time. Obviously questions about the future cannot be answered yet... but there are still questions of the past that remain. For one... what is the new Dr. A's real name? What is the reason for his insanity? As of yet the answers to these, and a great deal of other questions, are still unknown.