In a surprise move, Southern Star Media have announced a new version of their Big Brother. Called Big Brother Convict, the latest in reality television will pit prison mates against each other for the chance to win greatly reduced sentences.
When asked for more details concerning the new program, we were told everyone in the as yet unnamed correctional facility will take part.
Kim Jong-Il, leader of the North Korean People's Republic has announced grand new plans for his burial. In a move that has shocked many, the dictator has shown a preview of a Pyramid to be built in his honour. Unveiling a large screen, he has declared, 'My power is great and the world must have a symbol of that. Those who have committed crimes in my country shall be put to work, building the biggest Pyramid the world has ever seen.'
Many experts are shocked at this open move to use the prison population as slave labour.
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