<BGSOUND SRC="aintwegotfun.mid" loop=infinite> AIN'T WE GOT FUN Words by Gus Kahn & Raymond B. Egan        Music by Richard Whiting  1921 4-Bar Intro   =====Sequence of Playback (3 Times)======  (Verse 1/Chorus 1)(Verse 2/Chorus 2)(Verse 3/Chorus 3)   Verse 1   Bill col-lec-tors gath-er "round and rath-er haunt the cot-tage next door, Men the gro-cer and butch-er sent, Men who call for the rent. But with-in a hap-py chap-py and his bride of on-ly a year, Seem to be so cheer-ful, Here's an ear full of the chat-ter you hear.    Chorus 1   Ev-'ry morn-ing Ev-'ry eve-ning Ain't we got fun, Not much mon-ey, Oh but hon-ey, Ain't We Got Fun The rent's un-paid dear, We have-nt a bus, But smiles were made dear, for peo-ple like us In the win-ter, in the sum-mer, Don't we have fun, Times are bum and get-ting bum-mer, Still we have fun There's nothing sur-er, The rich get rich and the poor get child-ren In the mean-time, In be-tween time, Ain't we got fun.   Verse 2   Just to make their troub-le near-ly doub-le, some-thing hap-pen'd last night. To their chim-ney a gray bird came, Mr Stork is his name. And I'll bet two pins A pair of twins just hap-pen'd in with the bird. Still the're ver-y gay and mer-ry, Just at dawn-ing I heard.    Chorus 2   Ev-'ry morn-ing Ev-'ry eve-ning Don't we got fun, Twins and cares dear, come in pairs dear,Don't we have fun We've on-ly start-ed, As mom-mer and pop, Are we down-heart-ed, I'll say that we're not. Land-lords mad and get-ting mad-der, Ain't we got fun, Times are bad and get-ting bad-der, Still we have fun There's nothing sur-er, The rich get rich and the poor get laid off In the mean-time, In be-tween time, Ain't we got fun   Verse 3   When the man who sold 'em car-pets told 'em, He would take them a-way, They said "Won-der-ful here's our chance, Take them up and we"ll dance" And when bur-glars came and robb'd them tak-ing all their sil-ver they say. Hub-by yell'd "We're fa-mous for they'll name us in the pa-pers to-day"    Chorus 3   Night or day-time, It's all play-time, Ain't we got fun, Hot or cold days, An-y old days,Ain't we got fun If wif-ie wish-es, To go to a play, Don't wash the dish-es, Just throw them a-way Street car seats are aw-ful nar-row, Ain't we got fun They won't smash up our Pierce Ar-row, We ain't got none They've cut  my wag-es, (But my) income tax will be so much smal-ler, When I'm paid off, I'll be laid off, Ain't we got fun