May you get a clean bill of health from your dentist, your cardiologist, your gastro-enterologist, your urologist, your proctologist, your podiatrist, your psychiatrist and your plumber.

May your hair, your teeth, your face-lift, your abs, and your stocks not fall; and may your blood pressure, your cholesterol, your white blood count, and your mortgage interest not rise.

May you find a way to travel from anywhere to anywhere in the rush hour in less than an hour, and when you get there may you find a convenient parking space.

May Sunday evening, December 31, find you together with your beloved family and cherished friends, ushering in the New Year, and may you find the food better, the environment quieter, the cost cheaper, and the pleasure more fulfilling than anything else you might ordinarily do that night.

May you wake up on January 1st to find that the world has not come to an end, the lights work, the water faucets flow, and the sky has not fallen.

When you go to the bank on Tuesday, January 2nd, may you find that your account is in order, your money is still there and if there are any mistakes, may they be in your favor.

May God give you the strength to endure a year of our newly elected officials.

May those elected fulfill at least half of what they promise, and may the miracle of reducing taxes and balancing budgets happen.

May you stand in awe at God's sense of humor as you contemplate the possibility that a professional wrestler could become President of the United States.

May what you see in the mirror delight you, and may what others see in you delight them.

May someone love you enough to forgive your faults, be blind to your blemishes, and tell the world about your virtues.

May you remember to say "I love you" at least once a day to your spouse, your child, or your parent.

And may we live in a world at peace, recognizing the presence of God's love in every sunset, every flower's blossom, every baby's smile, every lover's kiss, and every miraculous beat of our hearts.

Peace on Earth - Goodwill to Men

~~~ Author Unknown ~~~