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Bulma: (looks up from the radar with a terse look on he face and says nervously) This is where the tour gets a little dangerous. So avoid sudden movement and loud noises.
Chi Chi: (hushed voice) Yes, thats right.We've stumbled upon the group of bishonen who were bent on domination and spreading chaos and fear in the hearts of many. Others are bad guys by association to the wrong type of company.
Bulma:Well, you know the drill by now with the links. Use them to navigate your journey through our Bishonen Tour.
Chi Chi: Ok. Keep close to me and Bulma. Try not to directly approach these bishonen. They are not as "friendly" as the last set. Let's start our tour.

Chi Chi:(exclaims quietly) Boy, doesn't Bardock look like Goku!? It's uncanny.
Bulma:(whispers) DUH! that would be obvious since he's Goku's father.
Chi Chi: Yeah. Bardock was employed by Frieza before Vegetasei was destroyed. He used to purge planets for Frieza's planet trade. A true Saiyan at heart, he tried to stop Frieza from destroying their planet. He was given the power to see the future and was able to see that Goku would survive and defeat Frieza.

Chi Chi: This is Raditz, Goku's good for nothing saiyan brother, who took my Gohan!
Bulma: How many people took your Gohan again?
Chi Chi: Anyways, Raditz started this whole saiyan meddling thing when he came to earth to find Goku. It is because of him that we found out about Goku's saiyan heritage.
Bulma: And I have to thank him for bringing me Vegeta (goofy smile)

Bulma: This Andriod, Juunangou (17) is Juuhachigou's twin brother. He and she were the andriods who destroyed Marai Trunks world. However in this world he was absorbed by Cell to bring him closer to his perfect form.
Chi Chi: Yeah, he was wished back by the dragonballs and turned up later to wreak havoc upon the world. Juunanangou is also filled with pride.
Natz:(pops in) Even though he is evil, he is a handsome piece of machinery isn't he?(Pops back out) (Chi Chi and Bulma pause, look around for Natz) Bulma: Huh?What just happened?

Bulma: This is Juurokugou (16).He is one advanced piece of machinery. He is a fully mechanical andriod built by Dr Gero and has a liquid 15 om matrix and a five million megaton platinum processor and...
Chi Chi:(interupts) Ok, Bulma, we are not all mechanical geniuses here. We have no idea what you are talking abourt. Juurokugou was first programed to kill Goku, but when Cell appeared, he sacrificed himself to try to destroy him. However, because of BULMA's meddling, his bomb was removed and he was destroyed by Cell.

Chi Chi: This is Jeice or Jace. He is one of the Ginyu force. He's usually paired up with a big ugly purple guy named Burter, another big ugly guy called Racoome, another ugly little guy named Guldo, and Captain Ginyu, another big ugly guy.
Bulma: Yeah, that's alot of big ugly guys he hangs around with, I guess that makes him the pretty boy of the group.
Chi Chi: I still think he can't touch my Goku.

Bulma:(pants and moans) This sexy guy's name is Zarbon. He is the strongest of all of the evil Frieza personal henchmen. He's got a body and a face on him that is just heavenly.
Chi Chi: But Bulma... once again I have to remind you that you are married, he's green and remember his second form? It's possitively hideous.
Bulma: Right, right... I remember... but once he stays in that first form he's pretty hot. (Chi Chi rolls eyes)

Chi Chi:(shrieks loudly) It's that Spice guy that spread that black, misty thing. He was working with that demony thing Garlic.
(The baddie bishonen hear her shriek and look straight at the you, Bulma and Chi Chi. They all start to move towards you)
Bulma: Darn it Chi Chi! Now look what you have done!
( Bulma and Chi Chi start inching towards the bushes)
Chi Chi: Oops! Uhhh...We'd better get out of here.
(Bulma and Chi Chi turn and start to run away)

Zarbon: No wait!(agitated) I just wanted to know why all these groups of women keep spying on us all the time.
( Raditz steps in front of him)
Raditz: Yeah, and it's getting rather annoying that they don't even stop to say hello.
(All the guys fly after you and catch up)
Bulma:(nervously) uhh.. he..hello guys. What a lovely day we are having. We were just out for a walk. We'll be going now.
Juunanangou:(steps infront of you) No way! You girls ain't going nowhere. It's been a while since we had female company. Ever since those stupid Z warriors defeated us I've been stuck with these guys.
(Bulma and Chi Chi look at each other with terrified expressions on thier faces)
Chi Chi: Umm... we really do have to be going. It's getting late and we have dinner to prepare for our families.
Jeice: Ahh..GREAT! You can cook! We are so lucky we ran into you then cause none of us can really cook and whenever Bardock cooks, the food either is not cooked at all or over cooked.
Bardock: Hey! Stop complaining you never even try to help out you lazy baka.
Juurokugou: Stop the noise! The birds are being disturbed.
(All the guys look at Juurokugou, shake their heads and promptly ignore him)
Spice: Come on. Let's go back to our place and you can cook for us. (Picks up Chi Chi and throws her over his shoulder. Zarbon picks up Bulma and they fly off towards the east leaving you there by yourself.)
Natz:(pops back in) Umm... Where did the guides go?(shakes head) Never mind. I don't really need to know. Anyways,thanks for taking our tour. I hope you enjoyed it. Ja ne (Natz waves and disappears into thin air again)