Last Late Night Top Ten List

Top 10 Things I Have To Do Before I Leave NBC:

10. Drop off hairpiece at security desk.

   9. Vacuum out (announcer Bill) Wendell and write down his mileage.

8. One final ``turn your head and cough'' visit to NBC nurse.

7. Steal my weight in office supplies.

6. Let my plastic surgeon step out and take a bow - this has been
his show as much as mine.

5. One last hot-oil rubdown from the knowing hands of Mr. John
Chancellor.

   4. Return artificial leg to props department.

3. Get one more cheap laugh by saying the word ``Buttafuoco.''

2. Send change-of-address forms to that woman who breaks into my
house.

   1. Untie Willard.

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June 25th 1993

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