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"Last night the United States dropped four 2,000-pound bombs on Saddam Hussein. I don't know anything about explosives, but, my God, do those things even need to explode?" - David Letterman "Lesbians have never been more popular." - David Letterman "Let's see what's going on over in Iraq. A Burger King has opened up and prostitutes are back on the street of Baghdad after 20 years. Fast food and hookers — they are truly living the American Dream." - David Letterman "Life experience is the best teacher." - David Letterman "Life is like a box of chocolates: you never know what you're going to get. Unless, of course, you're sitting next to Roger Ebert -- then you know you're not going to get any." - David Letterman "Listen to this, I'm going to have to somehow find a way to convince the I.R.S. that the $10,000 that I spent on lapdances was a business expense." - David Letterman |
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